"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie."
4%
4%"Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch."
13%
13%"The chips say you're a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!"
2%
2%"Hang on Doogie. Where'd you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?"
0%
0%"Is it ethical to sample your own samples?"
4%
4%"This is just another knock off of the other knock off of the original knock off of that other show."
4%
4%"Anything that points to criminal activity. You know, a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled TNT. An anvil! Anything!"
2%
2%(points to elbow) "I got a boo-boo."
0%
0%"What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?"
11%
11%(Points to his fathers colorful shirt) "Sorry dad, this is like a genocide of color. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping."
26%
26%"A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding."
13%
13%"I'm so sorry my agonizing pain is inconveniencing you."
8%
8%"Ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. Over here we have one with a guy holding some sort of...thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here's one with a fish."
8%
8%