Lassiter
The detective that doesn't believe Shawn's "psychic" abilities are real.
Other Results: 284 Challenges, 72 Series
Stories
Drabbles by me_ Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: In answer to the Bi-Weekly Challenges.
Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1121 Read Count: 1138
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2015 Updated: January 28, 2016
Summary: Everyone writes stories about Shawn becoming a real psychic, so I figured I would write my own!

That's all you need to know. Enjoy :D
Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Crack!, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14089 Read Count: 2476
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2015 Updated: January 28, 2016
Summary: Doing the I believe challenge because, I believe (that I can) ;)

Warnings don't apply to all chapters

T for the tiniest bit of language.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sensitive Material, Tear Jerker
Challenges: "I Believe..."
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 842 Read Count: 212
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2016 Updated: January 19, 2016
Numbers by seaweed Rated: eT [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A response to Bates challenge '123456'
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: 123456
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 836 Read Count: 119
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2016 Updated: January 18, 2016
Summary:

He came to this country with only a name and a few stories, holding tightly to the details that meant the most, to the ones he knew he could use.

The name led him to a face, mistakenly captioned in the local newspaper. But he didn't know that, didn't know how often these local American newspapers erred.

The face in the newspaper was Carlton Lassiter's, but the name on the man's tongue was Shawn Spencer's. It was proof enough, and nothing said otherwise could change his mind.

 

A case of mistaken identity puts Lassiter in the path of a dangerous, gravely calm and patient ex-con who arrives in Santa Barbara demanding a task impossible for even the most gifted local fake psychics. But he's desperate, he's been biding his time for the past decade, and he's determined to get what he wants.

Lassiter, unwillingly and reluctantly, is forced to play along—without the slightest inclination of how to be "psychic", let alone be Shawn Spencer.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38280 Read Count: 3704
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2012 Updated: January 11, 2016
Summary:

Drabble collection for Drag's Bi-Weekly Challenge.


Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!, Drama, General, Humor, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1942 Read Count: 1637
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2015 Updated: January 02, 2016
Shuffles of Songs by me_ Rated: E [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A couple of people seem to have done this, so I thought I'd try it. Basically my playlist goes on shuffle, and I have to come up with something related to the song and write it in the time that it's playing. These will be super duper short, which is why I'm doing five per chapter.

First up: No One's Gonna Love You by Band of Horses, Hundred by The Fray, Heaven Forbid by The Fray, Mr. Jones by Counting Crows, and Brick by Brick by Train.
Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season, Short
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Adam Hornstock, Bill Guster, Buzz, Buzz, Gus, Gus, Henry, Henry, Jack Spencer, Joy Guster, Juliet, Juliet, Karen, Karen, Lassiter, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Marlowe, Mary, Mr. Yang, Mr. Yin, OFC, OFC, OMC, OMC, Other, Other, Shawn, Shawn, Victoria Parker, Winnie Guster
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 934 Read Count: 309
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2015 Updated: December 31, 2015
Summary:

There are all types of criminals. Some are super cool art thieves.  Some are big brothers who happen to be badass spies.  Some are personalities that live inside innocent dudes who are, on the whole, pretty decent people.  But then there are the bad ones.  The murderers.  The game masters.  The ones that enjoy cruelty and thrive on hurt.  Shawn Spencer has helped to put away all of them. 

He never thought there would be a criminal he couldn't beat.

He never thought he'd be drawn into a crime that would stain him with its atrocity.

How can he be the good guy... when he's done something so bad?

...unforgivable... 

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Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Shawn
Genres: Horror, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Sensitive Material
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 100910 Read Count: 33938
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2009 Updated: December 30, 2015
Summary:

What do you do when you still can't catch a killer, even though he tells you everything he's doing?

A new serial killer is on the loose in Santa Barbra. The catch? He tweets his crimes in real time. T for future violence and whump. Shules.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Casefile, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56988 Read Count: 30182
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2010 Updated: December 24, 2015
Summary: Lucinda Barry stared out the airplane window at the gray sky, thinking about the men who changed her life forever.

Her partner, her friend, and a motorcycle.

If she had the chance, would she do it over again? Would she make the same choice?

Yes. I would.

Categories: Pre-season, Season
Characters: Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16369 Read Count: 227
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2015 Updated: December 22, 2015