Lassiter
The detective that doesn't believe Shawn's "psychic" abilities are real.
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Summary:

As always, we’ll find out that our crazy theories weren’t so far off, catch the bad guy, and still have time for jerk chicken and for some gloating in front of Detective Dipstick, doing our “we’re better than you” dance.  But this case, this case was the biggest of our careers, the most important to Santa Barbara... and to me.  No one could have ever imagined what would happen.  No one could have known what he was capable of.  No one believed us… until it was all over.

Spoilers for Santabarbara Town episode

 

My homage to the great Sherlock Holmes!

***New teaser chapter posted!***


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Warnings: Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29970 Read Count: 3681
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2012 Updated: April 24, 2013
Summary:

Carlton Lassiter closed his eyes, trying to pretend that he couldn't feel his heart pounding a thousand times a minute.

It was over. The whole terrible nightmare was over. For now, anyway.

He got her.

Tag to 4x16 "Mr. Yin Presents" and spoilers for that episode.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2274 Read Count: 101
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Aftermath by catlover5040 Rated: E starstarstarstarhalf star [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

I wasn't fine. I had almost died, and I couldn't stand that. I couldn't stand what might have happened if Carlton and Gus hadn't arrived in time. I was scarred for life, but I wasn't going to break down here. I was going to convince everyone that I was fine, and I was going to go home by myself and collapse in bed and curl up in a ball under the covers and cry for hours, and my cats would crawl onto my bed and paw at my toes and lick the tears off my face while subtly hinting for more food. I wasn't going to let anyone know of the real mental turmoil inside me, the whirlwind of emotions that was ripping me apart. I couldn't, not now, not when there wasn't anyone in the world who would understand how I felt.

Tag to 4x16 "Mr. Yin Presents". Major spoilers for that episode. Lassiet friendship.


Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3011 Read Count: 97
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary: Ending to Season 7 episode 7 "Deez Nups". Just a scene I would like to eventually happen.

Juliet didn't mean to storm out of the wedding reception but she didn't want to ruin it. Carlton deserved to be happy, but so did she.

Juliet's thoughts after finding out Shawn was faking it all along.

Bad summary, hopefully good fic
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: General
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1415 Read Count: 166
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary:

She's fine on the outside, broken on the inside. She needs him.

Spoilers for 4x16 "Mr Yin. Presents". Lassiet friendship.


Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 483 Read Count: 51
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary:

The SBPD has been asked to go undercover to figure out why people are disappearing. And Carlton is all for it. Except, he needs one thing: a wife; or at least a fiance. When Beth reluctantly agrees, will they be able to find the person responsible? Or will Carlton become the next victim? And by the end of it all, will they still be just friends?

Story 3 in the Miss March series


Categories: Season
Characters: Henry, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: The Miss March Adventures
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22907 Read Count: 1153
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2012 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary:

"You're gonna give up on her?" Lassiter shouted, startling everyone. "You can't give up on her, Spencer. If we're going to save her life- which we are -you can't just give up. She deserves better. If we need to give up the sun, moon, and stars to save her, we're going to do it!"

Juliet's on the clocktower and she won't come down. This time, though, she climbed up there herself. Tired of being betrayed and lied to, she's ready to end everything. It's up to her concerned and determined partner to keep her from making the biggest- and last -mistake of her life. Semi-Lassiet.


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Sensitive Material, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3188 Read Count: 117
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary: He did what he was always told. Shawn stayed in the car.
This turned out to be a bad idea as it left the scene with two criminals in control. Is there more going on with the case than they first thought? Can the team solve the case without the psychic?
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5116 Read Count: 487
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Summary: Gus inspires Lassiter to order an unlikely drink.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Lassiter
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 533 Read Count: 73
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2013 Updated: April 21, 2013
Keepsake by silverluna Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Marlowe and Carlton are on their honeymoon. Lying in bed, Carlton innocently brings up the subject of Marlowe's martial arts moves during her escape from Rizzo's henchmen.

Marlowe decides to come clean and tell him that when she was a teenager, she was known under a different alias and fought vampires.

"You see, I used to be known, rather briefly, by another name. Buffy."

When there was no recognition or flicker in his eyes, she continued with a sigh, "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer."


Categories: Season, Crossover, Short
Characters: Lassiter, Marlowe
Genres: Crack!, Humor, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1281 Read Count: 114
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2013 Updated: April 20, 2013