Marlowe and Carlton are on their honeymoon. Lying in bed, Carlton innocently brings up the subject of Marlowe's martial arts moves during her escape from Rizzo's henchmen.
Marlowe decides to come clean and tell him that when she was a teenager, she was known under a different alias and fought vampires.
"You see, I used to be known, rather briefly, by another name. Buffy."
When there was no recognition or flicker in his eyes, she continued with a sigh, "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer."
Categories: Season, Crossover, Short Characters: Lassiter, Marlowe
Genres: Crack!, Humor, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1281 Read: 781
Published: April 20, 2013 Updated: April 20, 2013
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. Don't own any of the movies mentioned.
Characters: Marlowe Lassiter and Carlton Lassiter
Rating: T, for language, adult themes
Genres: Short, Episode Tag, Humor/Parody/Crack!fic, Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie
Author's Note: This was a totally crackish inspiration that popped into my head following the disastrous Shules ending of "Deez Nups". I wondered what it would be like if Marlowe thought she should share her "secret past" with Lassiter, now that they were married, and this short is the result.
Episode Tag to Season Six's "This Episode Sucks" and Season Seven's "Deez Nups" and to the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Reviews, feedback and constructive criticism are welcomed and appreciated. Hope you enjoy it!