Lassiter: "Guys. Community meeting. We need to talk. Now."
Shawn: "Whassa matter?"
Lassiter: "For weeks food is vanishing from our kitchen. Someone is stealing my coffee and I want to blame SOMEone!"
Juliet: "You call coffee food?"
Henry: "If we had closed the doors as I suggested, this would NOT have happened."
Shawn: "What have the doors to do with that?"
Henry: "I don´t trust our neighbour. He surely sneaks into our home at night and steals our stuff."
Gus: "Mr. Shyamalan earns billions. Why should he steal our food?"
Henry: "Because he´s a for..."
Lassiter: "All right, all right, the last thing we want is to blame anyone blindly. That´s against protocoll. There must be evidence for rightfull blaming and I have a suggestion how we get it. Video surveillance of the kitchen, 24/7."
Gus: "That sounds like a solution."
Shawn: "Dude. Ever heard of privacy? I don´t want to be filmed all the time."
Gus: "Ah, yeah. Yeah, sure. He has a point." shringks down, facing Lassiter´s glare "He´s ... right. A little bit."
Lassiter: "You´ve got to hide something, Spencer?"
Shawn: rolls his eyes
Juliet: "Everyone does something, once in a while, what he does not want to be filmed. Even in the kitchen."
Lassiter: "Drinking someone elses coffee for example? Miss ... hm I´m something better because I eat vegan."
Juliet: "Do YOU know how much of rain forest gets destroyed every year, just for ..."
Henry: "Yeah, we all do. Thanks to you."
Shawn: "All Gus wants to prevent is, that we see him having sex in the kitchen."
Henry: "Ha. With his sexy Mexican-babes. We can film THAT. That´d be funny." gets glances from everyone "Um ... I mean ... we have to lock the doors at last. Don´t you see how this community goes downhill?"
Shawn: "And how are the hot Mexican-babes supposed to get in?"
Woody: from outside the Window, grinning "Arg, through the window."
Juliet: irritated "Why are you all talking such a sexist crap."
Lassiter: "Why is that sexist?"
Juliet: "Why this is sexist? WHY THIS IS SEXIST?"
Lassiter: gestures incomprehension and mouths "very sorry" to the others
Juliet: "I WILL TELL YOU WHY THIS IS SEXIST!" takes out a folder and opens it
"Point one! ... "
5 hours later, everyone sleeps, Juliet closes the folder, wakes everyone with the sound of it
Juliet: "That´s why this is sexist. And that´s why we need better female quota."
Henry: "That is bullshit chitchat from those tie wearing donkeys up there. They just want to confuse us with their political correctnes."
Shawn: "Where did you get that from?"
Henry: "I read it on facebook."
Lassiter: "Sweet justice, how about we take a break for now? I´m hungry. Want to order something?"
Gus: "Yeah, good idea. What do you guys want?"
Henry: "Something American!"
Shawn: "Pizza Hawaii?"
Henry: "Oh yeah!!!"
Juliet: "I know a very good vegan gluten-free bio pizza bakery. He makes his pizza boxes from recycled chlorine-free newspapers."
Lassiter: "You´re kidding, right?"
Gus: "Well, to me that sounds healthy. I´m in."
Lassiter: "Guys, all I want is a normal salami pizza with extra cheese. Real cheese, from healthy American cows."
Gus: "That sounds good too. Even better. I´m with him now."
Shawn: "Guys, let´s just order a few pizzas and everyone takes what he wants when they´re here."
Lassiter: "Are you crazy? I want my OWN."
Juliet: "Then we order seperately, if you insist that much to destroy the world with your pizzas."
Lassiter: growns but drops it quickly and smiles "But IF we take, I can as well treat myself with something good, right?" reached down the table and gets up a beer
Shawn: "Hey, Gus. How about WE treat ourselves to something good too?"
Gus: "Great idea. Anyone else want some cupcakes?"
Lassiter: gets up Whiskey "You goddamn idiots. Don´t you know how you destroy your bodies with all this sugar and aromatics?" takes an angry glas of Whiskey, then thinks "Although. To a good cup of coffee ... Okay, I take one too."
Shawn: "Okay, but pizza first. Shall we pay them from the community fund?"
Juliet: "Huh? Which community fund?"
Shawn: "Well, the black purse out there in the hallway."
Lassiter: "Hey, that´s mine. Did you take money out of that?"
Shawn: "Yes, for needy people. Each time I give out a coffee to the freezing beggars in the streets."
Lassiter: "You gave away my coffee?"
Shawn: "Did your parents never teach you to share, you ..."
Lassiter: "Spencer, I swear to god ..."
Juliet: "I though all we wanted was to eat pizza together ..."
Gus: "Shawn! How could you ..."
Shawn: "Really, I don´t believe this ..."
Henry: gets up, while they argue, goes to the door, takes a club,
"Okay guys, I´ll head out for the neighbourhood-watch." hits club into his hand
"Anyone wanna come?" looks around
everyone: staring at him, perplexed
Henry: "No one?"
Henry: "Okay. See ya."
everyone: glancing at each other, bewildered
Juliet: "I believe we have a problem ..."