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BIG fan of Psych, big fan of reading, big fan of writing, hmm... what else?
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This WaterWorld is like the movie Waterworld. Low-budget.
When Shawn gets roped into a job at a waterpark, it's murder, meyhem, and madness galore.
Categories: Virtual Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16372 Read Count: 36997
Date: October 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue - Water You Talking About?
“You'd probably cut yourself on a screw or something, and then I'd have to take you to the Emergency Room to get you a tetanus shot so you wouldn't get lock-jaw and...”
ROFL - Only Henry could find so much potential for diaster - in a waterpark!
“First off,” Henry said, pointing a finger sharply at his son, “don't call me 'man'."
Oh, I so want to see that on the show! Shawn would definitely try that, at least once.
“No,” Henry retorted, “I'm going to get the water sprinkler.”
Brilliant. That's all I have to say. :D :D :D
This is such a great beginning!
Author's Response:
LOL Henry is all about killing the fun. Srsly. XDDDDDDDD
LOLLLL I KNOW! *dies*
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Thank you so much!
Date: October 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Surface Tension
Juliet had been wondering all morning how it was that Lassiter could wear a full suit and manage to look like there was no heat.
LOL - of course he'd wear a suit. In the middle of a heat wave. To a waterpark. Oy.
Okay, that visual was definitely worth the wait! Especially since Juliet know it's him - :D.
“Shawn,” Juliet said disapprovingly, “You can't be up there. You're not a lifeguard.”
*shakes head* I wouldn't be surprised if he was, in one of those 42 jobs.
Lassiter looked horrified. “Don’t tell me they actually trust you with people's lives.”
ROFLOL. Really truly. The perfect Lassiter reaction! (And can you blame him?:))
Perfect beginning! I can't wait for more!
Author's Response:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Lassie is very attatched to his suits. Wacko. XDDDDD
LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I did try very hard to keep that secret. I knew it would be much funner if no one knew. XDDD
LOL I KNOW. I swear he probably was. I can't imagine him not working at a waterpark at some point. I mean, dream job, anyone?
LOOLLLL XDDDDDDDDD Oh gosh, I am so tickled that you liked that. Srsly.
Thank you sooo much, seriously! XDDDDDDd
Date: December 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Fit That Perfect Swimsuit--Trim Fat Fast!
OMG, I'm so late in reviewing it's not even funny. I should be too ashamed to show my face here, but thank goodness RL has pretty much driven any normal human responses out of me :D.
Shawn pried the weeping girl from his figure
I LOVE this phrase and every subsequent one where Shawn is uncomfortable/disgusted with being cried (and snotted) over :D.
“Dude,” Lassiter said derisively
ROFLMBOAD! That is PERFECT! I sooo want to hear Lassiter say that. I can even hear the bite in his voice.
“Shawn's Babysitting Service”
LOLOLOL...So, is he babysitting the kids or are they babysitting him?
“Lassie, is there a reason you like touching me so much?”
ROFLOL - I can imagine the look of horror and disgust on Lassiter's face! :D:D
She could admire his figure without crossing any boundaries, right?
Oh, Juliet. If you have to think about it, it's already too late. :D
And yes, the title is disturbing. But the good kind of disturbing ;).
Author's Response:
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL I'm behind too. It's okay. I understand. XDDDDDDD
DUDE, YES. THANK YOU :D!
I WANT TO TOO. SO BAD. I WOULD SERIOUSLY KILL TO HEAR HIM SAY IT. IT WOULD BE FANTASTIC. XDDDDDDDDD
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Good question. XD
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW! *GLEE*
lolololololol That's so true. TOO LATE FOR YOU JULES. XD
Hahahhaha. XDDDDDDd
Date: December 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Doing Cannonballs Into Those Eyes Right Now is NOT ADVISED
Lassiter had essentially dismissed him, and it actually seemed like he expected Shawn to comply. It was a little disappointing.
ROFLOLOL. Of course. What use is Shawn's life if can't keep Lassie eternally on the edge of nervous breakdown? :D:D:D
He was definitely filing that away under: Really Interesting Crap.
I love how you get into Shawn's mind like that. Definitely something he would say!
I LOVE Shawn teasing Juliet - it's something I can certainly believe might happen in show.
Shawn tipped his head, his expression vaguely pitying.
Nothing to say. Just my usual random insertion of a sentence I adore the structure of, because it gives such a perfect image of what you're talking about.
“I think I'm going to need you to hold me up for a while, Jules,”
ROFLOLOL...Shawn would try anything, wouldn't he?
Maybe letting someone drown, so I can arrest your ass?
The stuff of Lassie's dreams. After he plays ‘Idiot Fake Psychic Tells Me What He Knows Before I Threaten His Life With My Piece.' :D:D:D
ROFLOL at the sorta-confession. And his baiting Lassiter with 'Bobbie.' And “Hey! Lassie! I’m going to go blind in this sunlight! I can feel my retinas burning!"Great chapter!
Author's Response:
ROFLLLLLLLLLLL ABSOLUTELY.
HAHAHA YAY! I'm so glad you think I manage that. :D
Dude, he so would. AUGH THEY'RE SO CUTE.
HAHAHAHAAH OMJ YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME. AND I'M SO THRILLED THAT YOU'VE DONE SO.
HAHAHAHA he so would. XD
LOLOLOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'm so thrilled you enjoyed it. :D
Categories: Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 2302
Date: October 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Dissolve of Western Civilization as We Know It With One Short Fic
Dude.
[{("WOE IS ME!")
+
(That was when he began bleeding. From his eyes. For he had cried so much and so long in the last 24 hours that blood was the only fluid his body had left to offer up.)}
*
("All I have ever lived for, everyone I love, all I have ever cared about is GONE. RUINED. DESTROYED!")
*
(made out ferociously)
/
(smacking the totally-freaking-cute-officer-with-the-unbearably dark-and-sexy-hair’s hand away and he immediately burst into tears, sprinting for the little girl’s room)]
^
(must not laugh because I am in library)
= INSTANT DEATH-BY-FIC!
Author's Response: ROFL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD While I mourn your passing, I hope that it was a pleasant way to go. XDDDD
A series of baby ficlets that capture the little moments in life that don't always make it to the screen.
A 100 Themes Challenge.
*THE WARNINGS DO NOT APPLY TO ALL CHAPTERS. CLARIFICATION WILL BE PROVIDED IN CHAPTER SUMMARIES.*
Categories: Season, Post-season, Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Tear Jerker
Challenges: 100 Themes
Series: None
Chapters: 56 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 31097 Read Count: 153855
Date: January 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: #9 Drive
Okay, I'm going to start by reviewing my favorite prompts, because when I try to go in order, I get overwhelmed. And although my "Gah...awesome...must have more..." state is amusing to see, it doesn't really translate into review material :D.
This. Was. AWESOME. Shawn with mad driving skillz. (Yes, skillz, because they are mad.) Bad guys losing. Shawn looking cool. Everyone else in fear of their lives. AWESOME. And seriously, the pace of this piece was perfect. It put me completely in the action. Which is also awesome.
LOVED it!
Date: January 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: #4 Dark
This was...I want to say intense, but it was too good and too balanced to be that. But it definitely had me holding my breath half the time. Which is bad for the brain, but who really cares?
I told you before, I LOVE your Karen. I still do. She doesn't get nearly enough love. And you write her perfectly. And what really stands out for me here is that although she is clearly shaken out of her normal self, she still remains...Karen-like. Strong, in her way. Her rolling her eyes when she figures out it's Gus that Shawn's brought with him? Classic.
And although I would never have imagined Karen being kidnapped (*whimpers* How could you?), this whole piece just feels right to me, especially Karen's reactions, and the balance of focus between her thoughts, and the action.
What all of that is supposed to mean is, I LOVE IT! :D
Date: January 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: #61 Fairy Tale
*sighs dreamily* I just love love this. Everything, from Juliet's thoughts, and Shawn's "You're worth it."
And especially:
“I wasn't actually expecting the swans.”
His grin turns mischievous. “Neither were the caterers. But I did promise.”
ROFLOLOLOLLLLLL...Serves them right for catering a Shawn Spencer occasion.
Beautiful!
Who could ever suspect Shawn and Gus were capable of such an act? Wait, is that the wail of ghosts I hear? Beware that cursed blade!
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 420 Read Count: 2157
Date: November 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Grim Reaper Takes All Souls
Pulling the knife free with a wet ‘THOCK’, Shawn methodically wiped the liquid from the blade.
This story was hilarious! I LOVED it! A perfect Psych Halloween short! :D
Caution: Read at your own risk.
Shawn has a cold.
Happy Birthday, Stefanie!
Categories: Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 3324
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: "Most amazing description of Lassiter in a suit of armor"
ROFL. LOL. DYING. DYING. DYING.
I'll do an actual review later when I can breathe again. But - ninja death match.
You kill me.
Srsly.
Best. Birthday. Present. EVER!!!
Author's Response:
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
YAY! I'm so happy you liked it! THIS FIC WAS ALL YOUR FAULT!
I hope you had a great birthday!