Penname: PineappleHead [Contact] Real name: Lieutenant
Member Since: June 13, 2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm a perennial latecomer to everything, so it's a good thing I'm into time travel.

I'm a definite Lassie addict; I actually became a fan of the show when I chanced to see Timothy Omundson during the opening credits. Instead of going to bed, I stayed up late to watch the episode. One of the best hours I've ever spent!

In my non-Psych life, I am a raving Trekkie, a 10th Doctor fan, a clarinetist, a bass guitarist, a pro wrestling nut, a strong Christian, and a reader of all books. I enjoy history, science fiction, fantasy, mysteries, and paranormal fiction (and yes, that includes Twilight). I'm also quite fond of theatre, decades past, and music of all sorts. But especially U2 and Fozzy!

I work for the Starfleet Office of Temporal Investigations. My specialty is interdimensional travel. That's about everything I can tell you---the rest is classified. ;-)

 My stories will contain a lot of Lassiter. You have been warned!

So proud & honored to be a Psychfic Awards nominee and winner. I couldn't be happier to be a part of this site's amazing community of encouraging, supportive, and talented writers. Thanks!

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Reviews by PineappleHead
Summary:

Aliens come to Santa Barbara? What will our beloved fake psychic do?


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!, Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Challenges: Aliens in Santa Barbara?
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 428 Read Count: 850
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2008 Updated: March 07, 2008
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed
Date: April 01, 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I find this very interesting! I've never read a poem with this structure before. I liked the premise and I liked the way you described each "abduction." Good work, and very creative! :-)

Summary: "He hopes he's appropriately set the tone for their working relationship." Of names between partners. [lassiet]
Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1387 Read Count: 941
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2008 Updated: May 26, 2008
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: October 31, 2015 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hi. You don't know me, and I feel like a bit of a creeper leaving a review after so many years. Although, in my defense, I wasn't a Psych fan when this story was posted (but maybe that just makes it more weird...).

But I just wanted you to know that I really, really, really like your story. So thank you.

:-)

Summary: Prompts and word counts and one-shots. Oh my!

Warnings do not apply to all chapters.


Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1730 Read Count: 9449
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: July 10, 2017
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed
Date: July 10, 2017 Title: Chapter 11: A Special Anniversary

THIS. Just YES. This is exactly what I look for in short fics like this. Everything about it is perfect, especially the last two lines. And also, I love how Shawn added "the real oven," and I like how you described a little of what happened to Gus without going into too much detail.

Also, I love you.

Author's Response: Love you too!!!! Thank you for the review! I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed reading it; I am actually very proud of it. Haha Although it does make me all sad and wibbly with feels too. ;)

Summary:

Jumping gleefully onto the bandwagon.  100 word challenge! 

Ratings are merely precautionary.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: Warehouse of Rabid Plot Bunnies
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 501 Read Count: 1558
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2009 Updated: July 09, 2017
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed
Date: July 10, 2017 Title: Chapter 3: C'mon Son and Celebrate!

I love it that Gus is trying so hard to make it the best anniversary ever. And that even Lassie is going to come. :-D

Author's Response: Yes!! I wanted to makes sure everyone showed up!  I'm so happy you enjoyed this little bit of writing! Thank you!!

Summary: Shawn had been spinning the same lie for the past 10 minutes.  Featuring a little sci-fi crossover.
Categories: Short, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Other, Shawn
Genres: Crack!, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1563 Read Count: 1466
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2009 Updated: October 19, 2009
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstar
Date: December 19, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

H2G2! Huzzah! I almost did a happy dance upon the introduction of poor Marvin. I love poor Marvin. Many thanks for writing this! Your story made my day. :-)

Summary:

My response to the Weekly Challenges

Latest prompt: A Special Anniversary


Categories: Season
Characters: None
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1953 Read Count: 11642
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2010 Updated: July 12, 2017
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed
Date: July 14, 2017 Title: Chapter 13: A Special Anniversary

Favorite line: "We're a unit now, so technically it's also your favorite."
That's just so hilarious and so completely Shawn! :-D

Author's Response: Thanks for reading and thanks for the review! I got a kick out of that line too so I'm glad it was your favorite!

Summary:

Lassiter finally gives Juliet another shot as Lead Detective on a case, one she specifically requests because it's personally important to her.  She brings in Shawn and Gus as consultants to help speed things along, but quickly learns it's not as easy to fill Lassiter's size 12 shoes as everyone thinks.  Juliet makes a critical mistake that winds up endangering everyone—one that could have deadly consequences for Shawn.  

Fortunately for the pseudo-psychic, someone is there to watch his back.  Someone who practically lives on the firing range preparing for a day such as this.  Someone who's more than willing to kick some ass to serve and protect.  Because NO ONE damages "property of the SBPD" on his watch...

 

My version of how Lassie lost his red Crown Vic.  Warning for "Character Death", even if it is just a car.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!, Lassie Saves the Day
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 8918
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2011 Updated: July 04, 2012
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 18, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Old Friends Die hard

That was beautiful. I nearly cried when Lassiter nearly cried. Madame...I am in awe. Great writing, great interactions, and a great death scene. I salute you.

Summary: Lassiter caught Shawn kissing his partner in the interrogation room, and now he's deciding what he should do. Unfortunately for the SBPD's newest couple, the Head Detective has a very long memory...and the ability to carry a grudge.

MY version of what happened after Lassiter catches them kissing at the end of "Yin 3 in 2D."

This is a Lassiter and Juliet-centered "Shules" story. Because that's the only way I'll ever write it.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7597 Read Count: 2597
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2011 Updated: October 23, 2011
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: June 20, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Hello! This story is perfectly glorious! I am so impressed by how well you capture Lassiter's voice. This is the first story I've read where I've been able to really "hear" Lassiter, and that includes my own. Namaste, master! Also, the whole story is beautiful. Beautifully written, beautiful scenes, and beautiful feeling behind it. Thanks so much for writing! :-)

Summary: Carlton had been visiting Marlowe in prison every Wednesday for two months, when she shows uncertainty that their relationship can reach beyond the glass that separates them.

Carlowe :)
Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Other
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 964 Read Count: 733
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2011 Updated: November 06, 2011
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: September 20, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: I'll Wait An Eternity for You

Hello! I'm relatively new to Psychfic and I just found this story. Also, I actually watched This Episode Sucks for the first time yesterday! So I am very excited to find your stories because I think I have jumped on the Carlowe bandwagon! :-) This story is really spectactular and it made me feel very squishy inside. So bravo! Inspirational! Can't wait to read your other stories! :-)

Summary:

Lassiter holds his new granddaughter for the first time...and it's too perfect.

Literally.


Categories: Post-season
Characters: Lassiter
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1137 Read Count: 1195
[Report This] Published: January 24, 2012 Updated: January 24, 2012
Reviewer: PineappleHead Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: August 10, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, this story just about killed me. But it's beautiful. Maybe a little bit too beautiful! It's clever, mysterious, and, of course, depressing. But that's what makes it such good writing. "All romance ends in despair. Or death."