Penname: CosmicAddress [Contact] Real name: Abbie
Member Since: February 26, 2015
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi.

My favorite bands are Pentatonix and Fall Out Boy.

Psych is the absolute best TV show ever. Other shows I like include Chuck, Castle, White Collar, Leverage, and, of course, Galavant.

I take tap, volunteer at a kid's museum, and was a part of a club at school called Mock Trial. And there's my social life.

Favorite apps/websites are Netflix, Tumblr, YouTube, Twitter, and Wattpad.

If you don't like Galavant, I want to turn into King Richard and use the threats in "She'll Be Mine".

I love Harry Potter.

That's it.

That's all that needs to be said for that.

I'm extremely shy in real life. I have no idea why I'm so open on the Internet.

I just realized that this is my entire life. Wow, I'm really social and productive.

As you can tell, I'm a typical teenage girl with absolutely no life who is not that amazing of a person. Really, you'd be disappointed watching what I do all day (especially during the summer) because I am the laziest person ever and you should not be impressed.

Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, and Wattpad are all @puzzledpoison.
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Reviews by CosmicAddress
Summary: Shawn's not who everyone thinks he is. Underneath his charming exterior lies a monster. This is the story of his development.
Parent Series: None
Categories: Season, Pre-season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Drama, Missing Scene, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Character Death, Graphic Violence, Sensitive Material
Challenges: Perfect Criminal, A Bad Seed
Stories: 0
Open: Closed [Report This]
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: June 01, 2015 Title: Title 13

Same as everyone else. I love the idea of Shawn being a criminal. Unfortunately, all I've ever found of that on this site is one fic plus another that only had one chapter. I would love to read this, though it's been years since everyone else was actually here. Wow, I'm extremely late.

Summary:

Gus and Shawn help a young mother and her sons hide from their nasty father. When Dad comes looking for his family, will everyone come out alive?


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9214 Read Count: 14872
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: April 10, 2015 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: An Uninvited Guest

Why did that author's note make me laugh so much?

Summary:

A response to Jenn1984's challenge to creatively whump Shawn.  Let the pain begin . . .

Included in the 'Moments' Series with the permission (and insistence) of MusicalLuna.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Challenges: On Your Marks, Get Set....WHUMP!, Vary the Violence
Series: Moments
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16730 Read Count: 10890
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2008
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: May 31, 2015 Title: Chapter 4: Sporks, Foons, and Norks . . . WTF?

Okay, in the beginning I was confused, then I was like "what the actual fuck" when Shawn's talk of sporks and spoons and forks, happened, then I was still like "what the actual fuck" when they attacked, then I realized it had to be a dream during the attack. Well played.

Lone Wolf by windscryer Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary: "Everyone has a price, Jules. I'm sorry."

Written for Ficathon'08.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Series: Dog Eat Dog
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2971 Read Count: 5860
[Report This] Published: January 19, 2008 Updated: January 19, 2008
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: May 31, 2015 Title: Chapter 3: Part The Third

To be honest I had no idea what the fuck was going on. But I liked it. I liked it very much.

Summary: The first gathering of the Shawn Spencers of the World may have dire consequences for one Shawn Spencer...the only question is...which one?
Categories: Season
Characters: Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 950 Read Count: 872
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2008 Updated: February 22, 2008
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: April 11, 2015 Title: Chapter 1: The International Foundation of Shawn Spencers

THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS

Summary:

Sequel to "Shawn Spencers of the World Unite"

Familar faces await Gus when he returns to the office, except, they aren't the faces he was expecting.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 880 Read Count: 1587
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2008 Updated: February 24, 2008
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: April 11, 2015 Title: Chapter 1: The Pineapple Kingdom

OH MY GOD I LOVE CRACK FIC

Summary: Spencer men aren't really known for opening up to eachother, at least not when it concerns their true feelings.  When Shawn takes a new case that could put him in a potentially dangerous situation, Henry is less than thrilled.  Could there be a way for the them to talk without fighting?

AN- This story was created to introduce an OC.  Just a warning.  I've had a while to develop her character and couldn't resist puting a story together.  

Oh and just to make up for the OC stuff, theres some Shawn Whump =D everyone can be happy with that!

Special thanks to Smalltown for Beta testing the story for me!  She's the awesome!

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13142 Read Count: 5272
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: March 25, 2015 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I just want to thank you for not portraying a twelve year old as a little girl. People seem to think that they're young and childish like a nine year old, but they're already in middle school at that point and they should be treated as such.

Summary: Things don't go exactly as planned when Shawn helps Lassiter out on a case.

 

Awards:
Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17918 Read Count: 13079
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: February 07, 2009
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: April 05, 2015 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

This was so awesome! And the pineapple smoothie thing at the end....although I have a feeling that, if this actually happened, Shawn would get the smoothie and drink it all himself before he gets back.

Summary:

There are all types of criminals. Some are super cool art thieves.  Some are big brothers who happen to be badass spies.  Some are personalities that live inside innocent dudes who are, on the whole, pretty decent people.  But then there are the bad ones.  The murderers.  The game masters.  The ones that enjoy cruelty and thrive on hurt.  Shawn Spencer has helped to put away all of them. 

He never thought there would be a criminal he couldn't beat.

He never thought he'd be drawn into a crime that would stain him with its atrocity.

How can he be the good guy... when he's done something so bad?

...unforgivable... 

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Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Shawn
Genres: Horror, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Sensitive Material
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 107528 Read Count: 37987
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2009 Updated: June 05, 2016
Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: June 14, 2015 Title: Chapter 31: Reaching a Boiling Point

So happy I finally finished what there is of this! This is extremely well-written and very descriptive, which I love. I love how it gets into Shawn's head so much. Though I love having Shawn back to normal, I'm still a little confused as to how he jumped back so suddenly. Although I'm happy to see HIM again. The real him. I can't wait to find out how this will turn out!

Author's Response:

Hello!  Thank you so much!! Gosh, where to begin.  I guess maybe it was fast?  I didn't mean for it to read overly fast in recovery but I can look at that again if I ever go back and do any editing.  I suppose it felt like a super long recovery to me since I've been writing on this for over 5 years.  On top of that, as much as I DO love to linger over trauma recovery (thus my ridiculously long fics) there comes a point where I HAVE to start moving things along or I'll be stuck with eleventy-hundred pages of Shawn NOT talking and somehow trying to fill those quiet spaces with SOMETHING.

And don't think just because he can talk that he's recovered.  Yeah, he finally found a way to start articulating but he is very much still a traumatized guy.  All in all I'm just so happy to getting near the end! lol!

Thank you so much for the review! I hope you love what I have planned! 

Reviewer: CosmicAddress Signed
Date: June 14, 2015 Title: Chapter 1: What Big Strong Teeth You Have

Yeah, well I bet everyone is happy he's at least able to act like his old self. And I get the whole recovery thing. It's not like you made it so that he was completely silent up to a certain day, and the next he was completely normal. I think you did a wonderful job with his recovery. I'm no psychologist, but it seemed pretty realistic.

Author's Response: *hugs* thank yas! I have the first little bit of the next chapter written and I'm really hoping to get another update sooooon!