Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


Beta-reader: Yes
Web Site: http://www.fanfiction.net/~DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
A Whale of a Tale by DinerGuy Rated: eT [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dale J. Biederbeck III, aka Dale the Whale. Arrogant, brilliant, ruthless, owns half of San Francisco (with a controlling interest in the other half)... and also in jail for murder. Now he's called on Psychphrancisco to solve a case for him, but is it as simple as it seems? Or will Shawn and Gus wind up in more trouble than they bargained for?

Categories: Crossover, Post-season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shawn Spencer Versus Dale the Whale
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9968 Read Count: 1481
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2018 Updated: August 09, 2018
Binky and the Bear by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Of course, it was Spencer's fault Lassiter was in a humiliating situation—again... What in the world was he supposed to say to a group of snotty-nosed six-year-olds?

Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, OFC, OMC
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1925 Read Count: 1259
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2018 Updated: July 16, 2018
History Has Its Eyes on You, but So Does Your Stalker by DinerGuy Rated: eT [Reviews - 3]
Summary: There have been three deaths in Santa Barbara in a matter of twenty-four hours. What do the men all have in common? They all tried out for the same off-off-off-Broadway show. Now it’s up to Shawn and Gus to stop the murderer so the biggest show of the year can open on schedule.

Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4761 Read Count: 1226
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2018 Updated: June 15, 2018
COMMENTARY: Six Feet Under the Sea of Bullets by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Commentary fic for my story, Six Feet Under the Sea of Bullets, written in 2017.

Categories: Writer's Commentary
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3180 Read Count: 1263
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2018 Updated: May 25, 2018
Table for Two, Non-Shooting, No Bad Guys Please by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Lassiter isn’t sure his dinner date can be ruined any more than by finding Spencer at a neighboring table.

Except, of course, if a gunman takes the place hostage.

That would be bad.


Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Marlowe, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4290 Read Count: 1594
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2017 Updated: December 29, 2017
The Framing of Bigfoot: One, Two, Three by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The body in the woods seems to point directly to one suspect. The only problem? No one can actually prove whodunit. Can Shawn and Gus track down the real killer without getting killed themselves?

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2618 Read Count: 1114
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2017 Updated: August 09, 2017
Six Feet Under the Sea of Bullets by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Note to self: When sneaking aboard any smugglers’ boats, make sure said smugglers do not have twitchy trigger fingers.


Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1504 Read Count: 1911
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2017 Updated: July 20, 2017
Teller of Untruths, Thy Trousers Have Combusted by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Shawn Spencer is missing. Is he just chasing a lead? Or is something more deadly afoot in Santa Barbara?

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Casefile, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10315 Read Count: 3676
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
2017 Psychfic Awards Ceremony! by DinerGuy, Psychfic_Awards Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Shawn Spencer is in a bit of a bind! However, that isn't going to stop him from presenting this year's Annual Psychfic Awards Ceremony!

Let's just hope he can be rescued in time to announce the winners!!

 

Award: Ceremony Writer's Award Pineapple Awards 2017 Ceremony


Categories: Post-season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crack!, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4066 Read Count: 1618
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2017 Updated: July 06, 2017
It's a Wonderful Psych by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What if? What if Shawn hadn't returned to Santa Barbara when he did? And what if he had never called those tips into the police? What if things were different?

1st Place Award: Best AU (Alternate Universe), 2nd Place Award: Most Psych-Like Story, 3rd Place Award: Most Psych-Like Title, 3rd Place Award: Best Horror/Supernatural

Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2416 Read Count: 1910
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2016 Updated: December 24, 2016