Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well after a long and crazy journey that I'm still navigating (and of which this site was a huge part!) I have now found a place as a professional editor/office admin monkey by day, fangirl and ficwriter by night. And aspiring novelist in the middle of all of that. Maybe someday you'll find me on your bookshelf!


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Stories by DinerGuy
Summary: Sometimes staying in the car can be just as dangerous as not staying in the car.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6499 Read Count: 2555
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2013 Updated: December 26, 2013
Summary:

The Psych gang has dealt with all types of criminals before, but Laura Peters was one of a kind. Now she's back, and this time Shawn isn’t the recipient of her love and affection.

Sequel to "Psychics are People, Too".

 

Award: Most Wanted WIP Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11480 Read Count: 2013
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2013 Updated: June 12, 2013
Summary: Christmas has always been a neutral ground of peace and gift games between Henry and Shawn. They may have their minor spats and occasionally a dead body will get in the way but, still, it has been tradition. But this year, suddenly, tradition gets flipped on its head when Jack shows up out of nowhere, bleeding, and with a killer on his tail.

 

Award: Best Psych-Like Story AwardHow Many Hats? Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Jack Spencer, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11746 Read Count: 1218
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
Summary:

You only live once, but someone might want to try explaining that to Shawn Spencer.

 

Written for Syncop8ed Rhythm for the Secret Santa Fic Exchange of 2012

 

Award: Best Mystery Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8444 Read Count: 2906
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
Summary: A slip of the tongue leads to the weirdest bet Carlton Lassiter has ever made in his life. Of course, our favorite head detective has never been one to back down from a challenge, even when things keep going wrong.

 

Award: Best Standalone/Short AwardBest Psych-Like Title AwardBest Psych-Like Story Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5541 Read Count: 1089
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2012 Updated: November 13, 2012
Summary:

Museums are fun for some people, usually educational, and almost never include near-death experiences. Shawn Spencer, however, is not a normal person.

Whumpathon 2012 entry

 

Award: Best Psych-Like Title AwardYou Astound Me AwardBest Banter Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6730 Read Count: 3163
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2012 Updated: October 28, 2012
Summary: When the robbery of a local pet shelter goes awry, the team is on the case, but the solution may be much less simple than it first appears.

Written for Kirei.

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5751 Read Count: 1383
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2011 Updated: December 24, 2011
Summary: Gus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.

Crossover between Psych and Numb3rs.

 

Award: Best Crossover Award


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Gus, Other, Shawn
Genres: Casefile, Mystery
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shawn meets Charlie Eppes from Numb3rs
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13970 Read Count: 12915
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2011
Summary: Trying to eavesdrop into the chief's office only works if you don't fall off the chair you're using.
Categories: Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1105 Read Count: 1075
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2011 Updated: September 12, 2011
Summary: "Gus!" Shawn's voice was panicked as he banged on his best friend's front door. "Gus! Gus, I need you!"
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 1221
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2011 Updated: September 01, 2011