Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well after a long and crazy journey that I'm still navigating (and of which this site was a huge part!) I have now found a place as a professional editor/office admin monkey by day, fangirl and ficwriter by night. And aspiring novelist in the middle of all of that. Maybe someday you'll find me on your bookshelf!


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Stories by DinerGuy
Summary: "Gus!" Shawn's voice was panicked as he banged on his best friend's front door. "Gus! Gus, I need you!"
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 1259
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2011 Updated: September 01, 2011
Summary:

In which Lassiter takes a forced vacation, Shawn tries his hand at jackal mode, and both find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.

Birthday fic for ZedPM.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2798 Read Count: 1884
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2011 Updated: August 25, 2011
Summary: Shawn's plans for the day did not include joining the decor of the garden's koi pond. Unfortunately, it seems the bad guy had different plans.
Categories: Season
Characters: OMC, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 1454
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2011 Updated: August 04, 2011
Summary:

Lassiter takes out his frustrations about Shawn in a TV Interview. When one citizen (a devoted Shawn fan) takes this to heart, she begins to harass the head detective. At first Shawn thinks it's cute, but when a certain Irish detective doesn't show up for work and Shawn gets a creepy email that says his problems are over, it's up to Shawn to remind his new 'fan' that Grumpy Irish Detectives are people too.

 

Award: Best Boo Boo Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15302 Read Count: 9182
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2011 Updated: July 27, 2011
Summary:

A piece of Ancient technology brings a surprise visitor to the Pegasus Galaxy. And yes, it was a surprise to him, too.

Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Other, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2453 Read Count: 1099
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2011 Updated: June 21, 2011
Summary: It started as a vacation in New York City for our favorite psychic and his best friend, but when the duo stumbles upon a body (literally) they’ll need to lend a hand to Castle and the rest of the gang to solve the case before they head back to California.

Sequel to "Castles, Psychics... and a Body in the Fish Tank"
Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14825 Read Count: 6405
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: June 14, 2011
Summary: You can only keep Shawn Spencer occupied for so long.

Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2667 Read Count: 1015
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2011 Updated: April 26, 2011
Summary:

Lassie is lonely. See Lassie find a puppy. Lassie doesn’t want the puppy. See Lassie grumble. Grumble Lassie, grumble.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4291 Read Count: 3283
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2011 Updated: April 07, 2011
Summary:

Juliet arrives home from a long day at the office to find an unexpected visitor on her couch.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Winter Shules Ficathon 2011
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 578 Read Count: 1833
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2011 Updated: February 22, 2011
Foul-ly Hooked by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shawn glared at his father, though he couldn't put quite the same feeling into the expression as he felt. "This is the worst vacation ever."


Categories: Short
Characters: Henry, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1271 Read Count: 1122
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2011 Updated: January 20, 2011