Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well after a long and crazy journey that I'm still navigating (and of which this site was a huge part!) I have now found a place as a professional editor/office admin monkey by day, fangirl and ficwriter by night. And aspiring novelist in the middle of all of that. Maybe someday you'll find me on your bookshelf!


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Web Site: http://www.fanfiction.net/~DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
A Camping We Will Go by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

In which Lassiter takes a forced vacation, Shawn tries his hand at jackal mode, and both find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.

Birthday fic for ZedPM.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2798 Read Count: 1768
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2011 Updated: August 25, 2011
One Fish, Two Fish, Shawn Fish, Blue Fish by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Shawn's plans for the day did not include joining the decor of the garden's koi pond. Unfortunately, it seems the bad guy had different plans.
Categories: Season
Characters: OMC, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 1418
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2011 Updated: August 04, 2011
Psychics Are People, Too by DinerGuy, ZedPM Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 49]
Summary:

Lassiter takes out his frustrations about Shawn in a TV Interview. When one citizen (a devoted Shawn fan) takes this to heart, she begins to harass the head detective. At first Shawn thinks it's cute, but when a certain Irish detective doesn't show up for work and Shawn gets a creepy email that says his problems are over, it's up to Shawn to remind his new 'fan' that Grumpy Irish Detectives are people too.

 

Award: Best Boo Boo Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15302 Read Count: 8625
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2011 Updated: July 27, 2011
To the Starbucks and Beyond by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

A piece of Ancient technology brings a surprise visitor to the Pegasus Galaxy. And yes, it was a surprise to him, too.

Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Other, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2453 Read Count: 1056
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2011 Updated: June 21, 2011
How Much is that Body in the Window? by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: It started as a vacation in New York City for our favorite psychic and his best friend, but when the duo stumbles upon a body (literally) they’ll need to lend a hand to Castle and the rest of the gang to solve the case before they head back to California.

Sequel to "Castles, Psychics... and a Body in the Fish Tank"
Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14825 Read Count: 5697
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: June 14, 2011
Of Psychics and Scavenger Hunts by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 5]
Summary: You can only keep Shawn Spencer occupied for so long.

Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2667 Read Count: 977
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2011 Updated: April 26, 2011
Lassie Don't Fetch by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Lassie is lonely. See Lassie find a puppy. Lassie doesn’t want the puppy. See Lassie grumble. Grumble Lassie, grumble.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4291 Read Count: 3004
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2011 Updated: April 07, 2011
One of Those Days by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Juliet arrives home from a long day at the office to find an unexpected visitor on her couch.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Winter Shules Ficathon 2011
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 578 Read Count: 1784
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2011 Updated: February 22, 2011
Foul-ly Hooked by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shawn glared at his father, though he couldn't put quite the same feeling into the expression as he felt. "This is the worst vacation ever."


Categories: Short
Characters: Henry, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1271 Read Count: 1075
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2011 Updated: January 20, 2011
Castles, Psychics, and ... a Body in the Fish Tank? by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Richard Castle heads to Santa Barbara to do some research on everyone’s favorite psychic detective. Will the gang still be able to solve a case, or will their week of fame go to everyone’s heads?

A Psych/Castle Crossover
Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14980 Read Count: 9188
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2010 Updated: December 29, 2010