Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


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Stories by DinerGuy
Summary:

The 7th Annual Psychfic Awards Ceremony!  Presented by Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster!

Written by the brilliantly talented DinerGuy!


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4157 Read Count: 1458
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2016 Updated: June 26, 2016
Summary:

Written by DinerGuy for the 2014 Psychfic Awards!

Shawn and Gus are back in Santa Barbara for the holidays as well as to celebrate the annual Psychfic Awards! But, as we know, these two can't go anywhere without trouble tagging along!


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4296 Read Count: 1352
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
Summary:

 

Written by DinerGuy and ZedPM for the 2013 Psychfic Awards

Setting: Retirement Party/Social Function for the SBPD. Shawn crashes the party and hijacks the karaoke machine.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3687 Read Count: 1535
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
Summary: According to the news, someone very closely resembling a certain pseudo psychic is a hero. So why can't Shawn remember any of the events of the previous day? And why is he on the run from the police?

Award: Best Mystery Award Most Psych-Like Story Award You Astound Me Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6749 Read Count: 3011
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2015 Updated: December 15, 2015
Summary: Sometimes staying in the car can be just as dangerous as not staying in the car.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6499 Read Count: 4037
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2013 Updated: December 26, 2013
Summary: Update January 2021: Hi Everyone, we have abandoned this story and have republished a new and complete version under the same name. Somethings are better late than never!

The Psych gang has dealt with all types of criminals before, but Laura Peters was one of a kind. Now she's back, and this time Shawn isnít the recipient of her love and affection.

Sequel to "Psychics are People, Too".

Award: Most Wanted WIP Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11480 Read Count: 4073
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2013 Updated: June 12, 2013
Summary: Christmas has always been a neutral ground of peace and gift games between Henry and Shawn. They may have their minor spats and occasionally a dead body will get in the way but, still, it has been tradition. But this year, suddenly, tradition gets flipped on its head when Jack shows up out of nowhere, bleeding, and with a killer on his tail.

Award: Best Psych-Like Story AwardHow Many Hats? Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Jack Spencer, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11746 Read Count: 1796
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
Summary:

You only live once, but someone might want to try explaining that to Shawn Spencer.

Written for Syncop8ed Rhythm for the Secret Santa Fic Exchange of 2012

Award: Best Mystery Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8444 Read Count: 4698
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
Summary: A slip of the tongue leads to the weirdest bet Carlton Lassiter has ever made in his life. Of course, our favorite head detective has never been one to back down from a challenge, even when things keep going wrong.

Award: Best Standalone/Short AwardBest Psych-Like Title AwardBest Psych-Like Story Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5541 Read Count: 1818
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2012 Updated: November 13, 2012
Summary:

Museums are fun for some people, usually educational, and almost never include near-death experiences. Shawn Spencer, however, is not a normal person.

Whumpathon 2012 entry

Award: Best Psych-Like Title AwardYou Astound Me AwardBest Banter Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6730 Read Count: 4719
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2012 Updated: October 29, 2012