Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well after a long and crazy journey that I'm still navigating (and of which this site was a huge part!) I have now found a place as a professional editor/office admin monkey by day, fangirl and ficwriter by night. And aspiring novelist in the middle of all of that. Maybe someday you'll find me on your bookshelf!


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Stories by DinerGuy
Summary:

Shawn decides a certain head detective needs some cheering up during the holidays, whether said detective likes it or not.

Christmas fic for ZedPM.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1927 Read Count: 917
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2010 Updated: December 29, 2010
Brotherly Hate? by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Shawn wasn't one to refuse a case, especially if solving it would prove Lassiter wrong. Can our favorite (fake) psychic clear a suspected murderer's name? And can Gus keep his friend out of trouble in the meantime?


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Casefile
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11140 Read Count: 5912
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2010 Updated: November 16, 2010
Summary: Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Shawn finds out that weddings can be dangerous when someone takes the “borrowed” bit of the old saying to a new extreme.


Categories: Short
Characters: Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1072 Read Count: 928
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2010 Updated: November 01, 2010
Summary: Past Featured StoryEveryone has their sick days. For a few lucky people, they’re conveniently placed over a long weekend, or when there isn’t much work to be done at the office. For the rest of the world, including Shawn Spencer, they come at the worst time possible.

Now it's up to his friends to make sure he still has a job to get back to when he gets better
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16504 Read Count: 16400
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
Summary:

Shawn's stuck at the store, and it isn't because of long lines. He probably should have listened to Juliet ...

Nah, being held hostage is much more fun.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3891 Read Count: 4666
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2010 Updated: September 23, 2010
Summary:

As the scene unfolds, oblivious to the willingness of its players, all they can do is hope and wait.


Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 669 Read Count: 1044
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2010 Updated: August 27, 2010
Summary:

There was no doubt about it. He was definitely the luckiest guy in Santa Barbara.

Written for the Shules Ficathon 2010.


Categories: Short
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shules Ficathon 2010
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 379 Read Count: 1302
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2010 Updated: July 27, 2010
Summary: He'd gotten fed up and left - for how long, Gus didn’t know. He only knew his friend was off on his motorcycle somewhere, perhaps miles and miles away, and most likely having the world’s largest pity party.

When Shawn’s pity party is halted by a shadowy figure from an old case, it’s up to the friends he left behind to find him before he disappears for good.

 


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12786 Read Count: 20312
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2009 Updated: July 06, 2010
Summary:

Shawn finds that looking like a criminal may not be a good thing. Especially when an enemy of that criminal comes looking for payback.

Shawn whump with some Lassie whump in there as well. Rated T for violence (because I wasn't sure if eT was too mild).

Written for the Secret Santa Fic Exchange '09. (Just now posted because I managed to forget to do so earlier.)


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3359 Read Count: 2268
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2010 Updated: January 16, 2010
Remember by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

The one memory they all wanted to forget was the one they never would.

(Warning: Character death. Bring your tissues.)


Categories: Post-season
Characters: Bill Guster, Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn, Winnie Guster
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Character Death, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2441 Read Count: 1410
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2010 Updated: January 02, 2010