Penname: Pianissimo [Contact] Real name: Bolt
Member Since: January 17, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

i'm bolt and i like carlowe

that's it

that's all you need to know

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Stories by Pianissimo
Summary:

This is the tale of a man, a cop, and the nine guns he keeps in his house. Told through a collection of one-shots and drabbles, and not necessarily in order.

A 100 Themes challenge. Updated every other business week! Now finished.


Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season
Characters: Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Victoria Parker
Genres: Drama, General, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42029 Read Count: 86882
[Report This] Published: January 17, 2011 Updated: August 26, 2011
Daddy Issues by Pianissimo Rated: eT [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Carlton Lassiter comes into work, only to get a nasty surprise waiting for him in Interrogation Room B.

One-shot, in honor of Tim Omundson's birthday.


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Lassiter
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3013 Read Count: 1182
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2011 Updated: July 29, 2011
Summary:

Late at night, the Chief of Police, two detectives, a retired cop, a pharmaceutical salesman, and a psychic walk into a bar. They say 'ouch'. What happened?

One-shot.


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2168 Read Count: 1482
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2011 Updated: June 30, 2011
Summary:

A friendly game of Paintball Assassin at a a department picnic turns out to be more serious than anyone expected. No one can determine who will come out without paint on their clothes...and later, when a dark scheme is unveiled, no one knows who will come out alive.

Inspired by Community, although it's not a crossover. Borrows a few ideas.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3796 Read Count: 2230
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2011 Updated: June 21, 2011
Summary:

An AU in which Shawn Spencer is a mental patient, with delusions of being a psychic. Detectives Carlton Lassiter and Karen Vick go to investigate the notorious murderer Mr. Yin, and there's no other option but questioning the psychic at his residence at Wispy Sunny Pines Mental Facility.

Shules-y.


Categories: Short, Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Mr. Yang, Mr. Yin, Shawn
Genres: General, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1947 Read Count: 2709
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: April 15, 2011
Summary:

Piper's Cove, Kentucky. 1864. The Civil War.

AU, mild Shules, and a pairing that I don't think anyone will see coming. Rated for violence that isn't exactly graphic.


Categories: Pre-season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5131 Read Count: 2818
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2011 Updated: April 03, 2011
Summary: What does getting a girlfriend mean for Lassie? Why, a prison break and a couple of psychopaths on the loose, of course! When targeted by Yin's apprentice, Lassie, the rest of the department, and the famous psychic duo find themselves reliving an old nightmare that they can't wake up from. 
Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Mr. Yang, OFC, Other, Shawn, Victoria Parker
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17488 Read Count: 15766
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2011 Updated: March 26, 2011
Summary:

Of course, the Spencers are the only family that crime follows, even to the zoo.

Established Shules, mild Lassie/Barb.


Categories: Short, Post-season
Characters: Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1288 Read Count: 1209
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2011 Updated: March 22, 2011
Summary:

When you mix two people like Juliet and Carlton, you generally get good results. They'd been partners for years and got along fabulously. But when said woman named Juliet is pregnant and said man named Carlton is on heavy pain medication...it's less than pretty.

Established Shules.


Categories: Post-season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1734 Read Count: 4710
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2011 Updated: March 08, 2011
Summary:

It's the age-long question that no one's been able to answer...until Millicent Spencer comes along. Millie and her little brother set out to find who stole all of their mother's delicious cookies.

Established Shules, and Shules children galore.


Categories: Post-season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1258 Read Count: 1203
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2011 Updated: February 28, 2011