Penname: TheRealJules [Contact] Real name: Jules, TheReal
Member Since: August 12, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I.Suck. At. Disclaimers. I will tell you right now, over the course of my obsession with this fandom, I will probably include 1/10000000 disclaimers for my stories/chapters. It's a sickness. I'm sorry, i forget.
I'm a sophomore in high school in Maryland, but I'm taking AP US History, Honors Chemistry, and Honors Bio.
I enjoy telling people I am in AP US History, Honors Chemistry, and Honors Bio.
I absolutely love Psych, to the point of a fault. (haha, could there possibly be a point of a fault?)
I like taking real life and writing fiction about it, but you'll never guess which is which unless i tell you).
I have a very distinct hate for birds, stinkbugs, terrorists, lawyers and people who cut in line.
I'm the youngest of three kids.
I am also incapable of writing a story without at least a little Shules, even if veeeery subtle.
I act, I sing, I dance, and i'm pretty good at all of the left. (not in an arrogant way, it's just true)
I'm secretly a genie.
I'm secretly a genius pick pocket.
I'm secretly a constipated Polo shirt with a mousy brown braid.
I'm secretly an amazonian queen.
I'm secretly a snooty aspiring hair dresser.
I'm currently attempting to get "psy-hard" copyrighted.
I have a big lab, and a small cockapoo.
I have a sister and a brother. Neither of which read this/know about it.
I have a definitive hate for the word "giggle" unless used in context with a drunk and/or mentally retarded person or a child.
Favorite song of the moment: All Too Well- Taylor Swift, Beautiful and Blind- Sick Puppies, Broken- Seether feat. Amy
I should be asleep right now.
I'm admittedly passive-aggressive, unless the situation calls for something else.
I really hate personal invasions of space.
I'm really bad at making good decisions when it comes to sleep and homework.
Buzz McNab is my secret lover. (sorry Francie.)
I really don't care about your ship. feel free to ship whatever you please, but ships are like religion. Feel free to practice it, but don't shove it down other peoples throat.
Psych is my religion, come to think of it. Psychianity.
S'all bout Shules, at least for me.
I dislike my current situation in life.
I ALWAYS reply to reviews. ALWAYS. And most of the time within 24 hours. Ask anyone that has reviewed.

If you happen to care and/managed to read this whole thing, My name is Julia. My friends call me Jules. So, yeah. Lucky me gets to pretend I'm Juliet.

You're Jealous.
Beta-reader: Yes
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Stories by TheRealJules
Summary: It's summer time in Santa Barbara, the sun is high, and the sky is right, and, predictably, Shawn Spencer has found himself in an ounce of trouble or 16. Upon the completion of said trouble, he has found himself in the hospital, but Juliet is having a little trouble herself finding him.

** RATED FOR LANGUAGE **
Categories: Pre-season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Casefile, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2042 Read Count: 791
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2013 Updated: March 31, 2013
Summary: Shawn has had it up to here with Juliet messing with his head. Will it ever end?
Categories: Short
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 660 Read Count: 345
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2013 Updated: March 28, 2013
Do It by TheRealJules Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Shawn has been waiting anxiously for Juliet to return from Almalfi in hopes that she had reconsidered a few major life choices. Speak of the devil, she's back, and has a few things to say.
Categories: Short
Characters: Juliet, Karen, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1671 Read Count: 355
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2013 Updated: March 28, 2013
Summary: *SPOILERS FOR SANTABARBARATOWN*
When Shawn's world is turned upside down, he is forced to reflect on himself, and his relationships with everyone he knows, especially those in danger.
*Rated T for language*
Categories: Post-season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Maddie Spencer, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3064 Read Count: 863
[Report This] Published: August 15, 2012 Updated: August 17, 2012
Summary: So, we all know that Shawn has heard it both ways.
But, what we don't know is that sometimes, Shawn is actually capable of being... *gasp!*... right!

My attempt at humor. Laugh with me, not at me.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 404 Read Count: 497
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2012 Updated: July 01, 2012
Summary: Set after One, Maybe Two, Ways Out. Juliet is understandably having trouble living with herself after kissing Shawn in the foyer of her boyfriend. What is the solution? It all comes down to what she wants.
Categories: Pre-season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3581 Read Count: 558
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2012 Updated: June 15, 2012
Stay by TheRealJules Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Keeping such a secret from such a person so close to you for such a long time can cause some distress.

Shawn keeps a secret. From someone he loves. And he is in fact, distressed.

Shules
Categories: Post-season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1459 Read Count: 734
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2012 Updated: June 03, 2012
Summary: A crap-load of song fics that will mostly deal with Shulesy goodness (how does one resist! teach me the secret!!) but I also plan on having some Gawn... Gawn? Shus? whatever, you know what I mean. Probs some father/son action going on, and who doesn't love a Shassie conversation? But yeah, mostly Shules.

Most recent songs? Chasin' Girls, I can't stop loving you, Lips of an angel, Just wanna be mad, To make her love me, and Raining You. (My favorites are: Cleaning this gun, vanilla twilight and Raining you.)

What are yours?
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Adam Hornstock, Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sensitive Material, Tear Jerker
Challenges: Songs for Juliet (and Shawn too)
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35930 Read Count: 14182
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2011 Updated: May 25, 2012
Summary: Shawn took something.

Now he's giving it back.

But he's also taking it back.

(As if the ending of the season finale never happened)

(subliminal shules)
Categories: Post-season
Characters: Henry, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1123 Read Count: 582
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2012 Updated: May 12, 2012
Summary: A story about Shawn Spencer, as told by death. The death. But what is the only reason for death to come a-knockin'?

Somebody dies.

Sorta AU, shules, but almost none that is direct. Just references. Pretty easy to ignore until the end.
Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Casefile, Drama, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2452 Read Count: 759
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2012 Updated: April 14, 2012