Penname: PineappleHead [Contact] Real name: Commander
Member Since: June 13, 2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I used to go by "Lieutenant," but then the person who gave me that name promoted me to "Commander." Only took me seven years. ;-)
I'm a perennial latecomer to everything, so it's a good thing I'm into time travel.

I'm a definite Lassie addict; I actually became a fan of the show when I chanced to see Timothy Omundson during the opening credits. Instead of going to bed, I stayed up late to watch the episode. One of the best hours I've ever spent!

In my non-Psych life, I am a raving Trekkie, a MacGyver fan (actually a Murdoc fan, to be honest), a 10th Doctor fan, a clarinetist, a bass guitarist, a pro wrestling mark, a strong Christian, and a reader of all books. I enjoy history, science fiction, fantasy, mysteries, and paranormal fiction (and yes, that includes Twilight). I'm also quite fond of theatre, decades past, and music of all sorts. But especially U2 and Fozzy!

I work for the Starfleet Office of Temporal Investigations. My specialty is interdimensional travel. That's about everything I can tell you---the rest is classified. ;-)

 My stories will contain a lot of Lassiter. You have been warned!

If you see anything in my stories that you don't like or anything you think I need to work on, don't be afraid to let me know. I thrive on constructive criticism as much as I thrive on encouragement.

Soli Deo Gloria.

So proud & honored to be a Psychfic Awards nominee and winner. I couldn't be happier to be a part of this site's amazing community of encouraging, supportive, and talented writers. Thanks!

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Stories by PineappleHead
Summary: First ever April to June Veterans Day event! A collection of gifts for our wonderful, hardworking friend Dragonnan~ ^^ Thank you for everything!
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27778 Read Count: 1881
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2018 Updated: July 02, 2018
Summary:

Shawn Spencer, son of the renowned Imperial Legionnaire Henry Spencer, has travelled all over Tamriel and seen things that others could only dream of. As a talented mage in his own right, Shawn finally returned to his home in Cyrodiil... And almost landed in the Imperial Dungeon. He escaped arrest by claiming to be a member of the mysterious Psijic Order---and now he uses his talent for magicka and his inborn psychic abilities to assist the members of the Imperial Guard.

Crossover with The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion


Categories: Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11217 Read Count: 2321
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2018 Updated: June 25, 2018
Summary:

Shawn Spencer lost his license to kill. This is the story of why a world-class assassin decided to go home to Santa Barbara and become a world-class detective...

“My pilot's license? Out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you…which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked!”
------Shawn Spencer, ‘Poker? I Barely Know Her’



Categories: Pre-season, Crossover
Characters: Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shawn's Secret Skills!!, The Secret Life of Shawn Spencer, Point Blank
Series: Judas
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11561 Read Count: 5608
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2018 Updated: June 21, 2018
Summary:

Gus had to find out that Shawn was a werewolf eventually. But neither of them could've expected it to happen quite like this.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: Day Comes Darkly
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1985 Read Count: 926
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2018 Updated: June 06, 2018
Summary:

Shawn Spencer, psychic detective and ex-assassin, has finally broken free of his shady pre-Psych past for good. Life with his lovely wife and his best friend in San Francisco has never been better. ...Until Ewan O'Hara shows up with the Helicopter Stormtroopers of Doom and recruits Shawn and Gus for help in taking down Homicide International Trust. With no other way out, Shawn agrees to guide Ewan in his quest, but to do so, he'll have to delve into the darkest corners of his past...the eleven years that he spent as a professional hitman for hire.

In the meantime, with that trip to Jamaica cancelled, Juliet has just enough time to save the mayor of San Francisco from being assassinated...or die trying.

"I'm pulling you down, so can you take the weight?
Can you take the weight?
It's crashing around, so can you take the weight?
Can you take the weight of my world?"
------Fozzy


Crossover with MacGyver. Written for the forum's Post-Movie Challenge.


Categories: Post-season, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, General
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shawn's Secret Skills!!, The Secret Life of Shawn Spencer, Point Blank
Series: Judas
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13312 Read Count: 4315
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2018 Updated: May 04, 2018
Blackout by PineappleHead Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

One routine day for Carlton Lassiter, written out step by step. Ends with a bang.

Written for Koohii Kappu's "Perfect Silence" challenge, in which a story is written with no dialogue, conversation, internal monologue, etc.


Categories: Short
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 727 Read Count: 8320
[Report This] Published: April 24, 2018 Updated: April 24, 2018
Summary: When Ewan O'Hara is found tortured in the woods, his sister has to help him complete his mission...even as she comes to terms with who he is and what they both are. Are the O'Hara siblings half-human or half-vampire? Is dhampir the right word? ...Or could Juliet and Ewan really be abominations?

Meanwhile, Shawn still doesn't understand why Lassiter chose him to be a beta wolf. Maybe neither of them ever will.

Sequel to Dusk, written for the forum's Halloween Whumpathon Challenge.

Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: Day Comes Darkly
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5651 Read Count: 2552
[Report This] Published: November 06, 2017 Updated: January 09, 2018
Promises by PineappleHead Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Sixteen-year-old Ewan O'Hara never wanted to be the one to break the news of his parents' divorce to his little sister. But sometimes, life can be cruel.

"No matter what happens, Jule, I'll always be here for you."

Written for the 2016 Secret Santa Fic Exchange.


Categories: Pre-season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Other
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: SSFE Mania
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1188 Read Count: 684
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2017 Updated: December 30, 2017
Summary:

Lilly Nora Lassiter gets much more than she bargained for when she sees the Spencer twins for the first time in eight years---and to top it all off, everything happens on the day of her detective's exam. Such a shame that she doesn't have more of that Lassiter fighting spirit...or does she?

Written for the 2017 Secret Santa Fic Exchange

Categories: Post-season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Marlowe, OFC, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: SSFE Mania
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8076 Read Count: 784
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2017 Updated: December 30, 2017
Summary:

A young Shawn, troubled by his parents' divorce, finds solace in his beautiful girlfriend. He loves her. He trusts her.

But something just isn't right.

Written for Dragonnan's "Gaslighting Shawn" challenge.

Award: Most Wanted WiP Pineapple Awards 2017-FIRST tiny


Categories: Pre-season, Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7406 Read Count: 7265
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2015 Updated: October 22, 2017