Penname: PineappleHead [Contact] Real name: Commander
Member Since: June 13, 2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I used to go by "Lieutenant," but then the person who gave me that name promoted me to "Commander." Only took me seven years. ;-)
I'm a perennial latecomer to everything, so it's a good thing I'm into time travel.

I'm a definite Lassie addict; I actually became a fan of the show when I chanced to see Timothy Omundson during the opening credits. Instead of going to bed, I stayed up late to watch the episode. One of the best hours I've ever spent!

In my non-Psych life, I am a raving Trekkie, a MacGyver fan (actually a Murdoc fan, to be honest), a 10th Doctor fan, a clarinetist, a bass guitarist, a pro wrestling mark, a strong Christian, and a reader of all books. I enjoy history, science fiction, fantasy, mysteries, and paranormal fiction (and yes, that includes Twilight). I'm also quite fond of theatre, decades past, and music of all sorts. But especially U2 and Fozzy!

I work for the Starfleet Office of Temporal Investigations. My specialty is interdimensional travel. That's about everything I can tell you---the rest is classified. ;-)

 My stories will contain a lot of Lassiter. You have been warned!

If you see anything in my stories that you don't like or anything you think I need to work on, don't be afraid to let me know. I thrive on constructive criticism as much as I thrive on encouragement.

Soli Deo Gloria.

So proud & honored to be a Psychfic Awards nominee and winner. I couldn't be happier to be a part of this site's amazing community of encouraging, supportive, and talented writers. Thanks!

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Stories by PineappleHead
Summary: It started with a mysterious message before work. Then her friends started acting strangely. Who is out to get Juliet O'Hara, and who will save her?
Categories: Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Supernatural
Warnings: None
Series: SSFE Mania
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2468 Read Count: 1357
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2014 Updated: December 23, 2014
Summary: On May 5, 2009, Carlton Lassiter held Shawn Spencer at gunpoint for four hours, twenty-six minutes, and thirty-eight seconds. He had five major reasons why. This is the story of what happened that day.


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Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: Lassie Face!, Dark Psych
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10505 Read Count: 15574
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2014 Updated: August 09, 2014
Summary: Lassiter has a schoolboy crush on the police psychologist. Can he win her heart?
Categories: Short
Characters: Lassiter, Maddie Spencer
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2988 Read Count: 1214
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2014 Updated: June 30, 2014
Summary: An enigma, shrouded in mystery. This is Dobson, the SBPD officer that no Psych-o has ever had the honor of seeing. What must his life be like? What does he see? What are his inner thoughts? This story is a glimpse into the mind of the hidden member of the Psych cast.
Categories: Season
Characters: Other
Genres: General, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1717 Read Count: 2114
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2013 Updated: November 06, 2013
Summary: Lassiter has finally found himself a new girlfriend. His life is going well, relatively speaking. Until his ex-wife suddenly reappears in his life and both women are harassed by a hardened criminal who wants nothing more than to get revenge on the Santa Barbara detective who arrested him...



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Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, Other, Shawn, Victoria Parker
Genres: Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: Witness Protection
Chapters: 71 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54856 Read Count: 42618
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2012 Updated: August 01, 2013
Summary: Lassiter and Juliet are in love, but their romance takes a dark turn.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter
Genres: Horror
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: Lassie Face!, Dark Psych
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 654 Read Count: 990
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2013 Updated: May 13, 2013
Summary: Lassiter loves a very special person.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Lassiter, OFC
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 902 Read Count: 933
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2013 Updated: April 26, 2013
Summary: Lassiter babysits a dog while his girlfriend is out of town. Yet the dog is a scoundrel who makes trouble for Lassiter at every turn!
Categories: Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Lassiter, OFC, OMC
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: Witness Protection
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2348 Read Count: 1223
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2013 Updated: January 26, 2013
Summary: Lassiter and his girlfriend are trying to celebrate Christmas. Unfortunately, both of them dislike the holiday, and his girlfriend is feeling homesick over the holidays. The solution? Well...Perhaps all it takes for Lassiter to figure out what he needs to survive Christmas is a dream... Inspired by "The Polarizing Express."
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: Witness Protection
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5245 Read Count: 4390
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2012 Updated: December 30, 2012
Summary: Could best be described as Lassiter Vs. Seamus McTiernan. A trip to Cleveland goes horribly awry when Lassiter meets his fear darrig doppelgänger. Inspired by Luck of the Irish. Featuring Rebecca Williams! Takes place a month or so after Witness Protection. 
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!, "2 For the Price of 1"
Series: Witness Protection
Chapters: 91 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56820 Read Count: 59914
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2012 Updated: December 03, 2012