Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well after a long and crazy journey that I'm still navigating (and of which this site was a huge part!) I have now found a place as a professional editor/office admin monkey by day, fangirl and ficwriter by night. And aspiring novelist in the middle of all of that. Maybe someday you'll find me on your bookshelf!


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Stories by DinerGuy
Summary: The body in the woods seems to point directly to one suspect. The only problem? No one can actually prove whodunit. Can Shawn and Gus track down the real killer without getting killed themselves?

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2618 Read Count: 107
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2017 Updated: August 08, 2017
Summary: Note to self: When sneaking aboard any smugglers’ boats, make sure said smugglers do not have twitchy trigger fingers.


Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1504 Read Count: 197
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2017 Updated: July 20, 2017
Summary: Shawn Spencer is missing. Is he just chasing a lead? Or is something more deadly afoot in Santa Barbara?

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Casefile, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10315 Read Count: 300
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2017 Updated: July 16, 2017
Summary: Prompts and word counts and one-shots. Oh my!

Warnings do not apply to all chapters.


Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Major Spoilers, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1730 Read Count: 8969
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2009 Updated: July 10, 2017
Summary:

Shawn Spencer is in a bit of a bind! However, that isn't going to stop him from presenting this year's Annual Psychfic Awards Ceremony!

Let's just hope he can be rescued in time to announce the winners!!

 

Award: Ceremony Writer's Award Pineapple Awards 2017 Ceremony


Categories: Post-season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crack!, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4066 Read Count: 129
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2017 Updated: July 06, 2017
Summary: What if? What if Shawn hadn't returned to Santa Barbara when he did? And what if he had never called those tips into the police? What if things were different?
Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2416 Read Count: 362
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2016 Updated: December 24, 2016
Summary:

The 7th Annual Psychfic Awards Ceremony!  Presented by Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster!

Written by the brilliantly talented DinerGuy!


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4157 Read Count: 585
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2016 Updated: June 26, 2016
Summary:

 

Written by DinerGuy for the 2014 Psychfic Awards!

Shawn and Gus are back in Santa Barbara for the holidays as well as to celebrate the annual Psychfic Awards! But, as we know, these two can't go anywhere without trouble tagging along!


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4296 Read Count: 353
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
Summary:

 

Written by DinerGuy and ZedPM for the 2013 Psychfic Awards

Setting: Retirement Party/Social Function for the SBPD. Shawn crashes the party and hijacks the karaoke machine.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3687 Read Count: 419
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
Summary: According to the news, someone very closely resembling a certain pseudo psychic is a hero. So why can't Shawn remember any of the events of the previous day? And why is he on the run from the police?

 

Award: Best Mystery Award Most Psych-Like Story Award You Astound Me Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6749 Read Count: 1135
[Report This] Published: November 21, 2015 Updated: December 15, 2015