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Stories by Texasartchick
Summary: Lassiter has bested some of California's most notorious criminals.  Murderers, assassins, even Girl Scouts with illegal lemonade stands have been the recipient of justice delivered by his hands.  But the Head Detective is about to face his toughest opponent yet when an adversary of surprising speed skill, and bushy tail invades the sanctity of his home.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12835 Read Count: 1418
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2012 Updated: May 04, 2014
Summary:

Lassiter finally gives Juliet another shot as Lead Detective on a case, one she specifically requests because it's personally important to her.  She brings in Shawn and Gus as consultants to help speed things along, but quickly learns it's not as easy to fill Lassiter's size 12 shoes as everyone thinks.  Juliet makes a critical mistake that winds up endangering everyone—one that could have deadly consequences for Shawn.  

Fortunately for the pseudo-psychic, someone is there to watch his back.  Someone who practically lives on the firing range preparing for a day such as this.  Someone who's more than willing to kick some ass to serve and protect.  Because NO ONE damages "property of the SBPD" on his watch...

 

My version of how Lassie lost his red Crown Vic.  Warning for "Character Death", even if it is just a car.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Challenges: Lassie Face!, Lassie Saves the Day
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 5440
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2011 Updated: July 04, 2012
Summary: Lassiter caught Shawn kissing his partner in the interrogation room, and now he's deciding what he should do. Unfortunately for the SBPD's newest couple, the Head Detective has a very long memory...and the ability to carry a grudge.

MY version of what happened after Lassiter catches them kissing at the end of "Yin 3 in 2D."

This is a Lassiter and Juliet-centered "Shules" story. Because that's the only way I'll ever write it.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7597 Read Count: 1589
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2011 Updated: October 23, 2011
Summary:

Shawn screws up and gets Lassie whumped something fierce.  Enough said.  Enjoy!

 Entry for the 2010 Whumpathon!


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32328 Read Count: 10447
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2010 Updated: September 28, 2010
Summary:

It's the morning after a harrowing night spent hanging from the clock tower, and Detective Juliet O'Hara is desperately trying to deal with the trauma of being abducted by Mr. Yin.  But try as she might, she finds she just can't do it alone.  If she's going to make it through this, she's going to need help...which she will receive from a most unexpected source.

 

WARNING!  SPOILERS for: "Mr. Yin Presents"

 


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Mr. Yin, Shawn
Genres: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8921 Read Count: 2722
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2010 Updated: June 16, 2010
Summary:

Shawn discovers that he is being followed by a mysterious and elusive stranger, so he turns to his friends for help.  As it turns out, being acquainted with Shawn Spencer may be hazardous to your health...

Featuring murder, blueberry muffins, Buzz McNab, and the coolest invention ever - the humble yet indispensable BENDY STRAW!

NOTE: Takes place after my previous stories "Choose It Or Lose It" and "It Can Happen".  Might want to read them first to catch all references, but it's not absolutely necessary.

Awards:
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Challenges: Stalking Shawn Spencer
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88351 Read Count: 43920
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2009 Updated: February 14, 2010
Summary:

Head Detective Carlton Lassiter thought Shawn's request seemed innocent enough—"Give me a ride in your car."

Life would still be simple and good if his answer had just been "NO."

And now he's stuck in the middle of nowhere with one injured and extremely annoying fake psychic pestering him with no hope of rescue any time soon.  That is, if they can manage to make it out alive...without killing each other first.

And YES, Shawn gets whumped something fierce.  He'll never know what hit him.

This one story is answering four challenges at once.  I'm nothing if not ambitious.

 

Awards:
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: Wet, Stuck in the middle, Trapped
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67532 Read Count: 52639
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2009 Updated: February 01, 2010
Summary:

Juliet O'Hara is trying very hard to get over the "Spencer incident" that occurred at the drive-in the night Mr. Yang was captured.  Unfortunately her partner thinks that her judgment is compromised and believes she's handling it in exactly the wrong way.  Will Juliet follow through with her plans to change her personal life, or will Lassiter be able to prevent her from making what he believes is a colossal mistake? 

Sometimes it takes living through adversity to let one know who their friends really are - and just how strong they can be.

WARNING: Major spoiler for the end of "An Evening With Mr. Yang."


Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, OMC
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Sensitive Material
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21711 Read Count: 9115
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2009 Updated: July 04, 2009
Summary: Lassiter's dream comes true when he accidentally obtains indisputable evidence that Shawn is a fake.  Fortunately for Shawn and Gus, Lassie doesn't know what he has yet, sparking a desperate race against time.  Can our dynamic duo sneak the evidence away from Lassiter before he discovers that he literally holds control over the future of Psych - and possibly Shawn's freedom - in his hands?
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Revealed, Lassie Face!
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13051 Read Count: 12621
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009