Penname: awesomest one ever [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: January 07, 2010
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Psych is the BEST TV SHOW EVER!!!!!!! Just felt like saying that. :) So... yeah.

 

15 ways to know you're obsessed with Psych and its fanfiction:

1. You suddenly have random cravings for pineapple every hour.

2. Every time you see an electric blue car, you think Shawn and Gus are out to save the day again.

3. When you see a yin-yang  symbol, you yell: "YANG IS BACK!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!"

4. You ask every cop you see if their psychic consultant is doing well.

5. You think all psychics are fakes who are just hyper observant.

6. You see pineapples in the grocery store and think: "That's got to be the most boring pineapple reference I've seen".

7. Someone says the title of an episode and you say exactly where the pineapple was in that episode.

8. You see someone you like and start dreaming up a "close-talking" situation.

9. Whenever you're in trouble, you think: "Oh, man. I'm in some deep juju magumbo."

10. Whenever you guess something right about a person and they ask, "How did you know that?" you respond by flopping around into a psychic vision and saying more. You later explain that you're a psychic.

11. When you meet someone new with your best friend you introduce yourselves with completely ridiculous names.

12. When you see someone who looks Irish and has eaten too many sour patch kids, you yell "Hi Lassie-face!"

13. You make sudden and obscure 80s references to pretty much every situation.

14. When you hear someone talking about jewels, you look in every direction thinking they said "Jules".

15. You watch an episode and think, "Wow. That was way OOC".


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Stories by awesomest one ever
Summary: Collection of one-shots, mostly Shules. Response to the "I believe..." challenge.
Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death, Tear Jerker
Challenges: "I Believe..."
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21443 Read Count: 16358
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2010 Updated: April 26, 2010
Summary:

They always expected to find Rollins. What they never expected was to find him murdered. 

They never expected that Chief Vick, Gus, Shawn, Henry, and Juliet would all be suspects. They never expected that Lassiter would take vacation time (which is why he isn’t a suspect), or that Abigail would be in Uganda during the murder, investigation and trial. 

They never once expected that Shawn would confess to the murder. And they never for one second expected that Shawn would ever turn down pineapple. 

Sequel to “Blame it On the Night… And Escaped Convicts”. Takes place two months afterward.


Categories: Season, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Adam Hornstock, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13627 Read Count: 6587
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2010 Updated: April 25, 2010
Summary: One mistake leads to unforeseen consequences, and Shawn’s relationship with his father hangs in the balance – along with Juliet’s life. This was originally going to be a songfic for “Perfect” by Simple Plan, but it turned into so much more. One-shot.
Categories: Short, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2485 Read Count: 977
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2010 Updated: April 11, 2010
Summary:

It’s 1996, Juliet’s 16, has no idea whether Ewan is alive or not because he hasn’t responded to their letters, hates her boyfriend for cheating on her three weeks before, and is pretty much sick of life in general. So naturally, when Cail Everick (head of the football team and should be a model) asks her if she wants to go to a bar with him and some of their friends, she doesn’t let the fact that she’s underage discourage her. Mistakes are made, and chaos ensues.

Then, in 2010, her past comes back to haunt her. Who knew one mistake 14 years ago could make everything so difficult?

My response to “The Real Reason She Left Miami” challenge.


Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Maddie Spencer, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Real Reason She Left Miami
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2348 Read Count: 1997
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2010 Updated: April 06, 2010
Summary:

Shawn remembers Juliet after she's gone.

Songfic inspired by "Summer Again" by the Afters.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Post-season
Characters: Shawn
Genres: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1413 Read Count: 635
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2010 Updated: March 14, 2010
Summary:

God, why did these memories come so easily to her? Why was it that the memories she tried so hard to forget were the ones that came to the surface with even the slightest trigger?

Tag to "A Very Juliet Episode".


Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet
Genres: Angst, Fluff, General, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 906 Read Count: 910
[Report This] Published: February 11, 2010 Updated: February 11, 2010
Summary: Mr. Yang is back, and wants to play another game with Shawn. She takes the two of the people he loves most. But there's another person after Shawn. And he doesn't play games. He wants revenge...
Categories: Season, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Abigail Lytar, Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11281 Read Count: 8703
[Report This] Published: January 25, 2010 Updated: February 07, 2010
Summary: One mistake leaves Juliet barely holding on to life. Shawn tries to solve the crime... and figure out why she was targeted. R&R! Possible Tear Jerker. Shules
Categories: Pre-season, Season, Post-season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13073 Read Count: 8891
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2010 Updated: February 06, 2010
Summary: How can anyone choose between the people they love and the career that they love? How can anyone ask her to risk her job and risk going to prison? But then, how can anyone ask her not to if it was the one person she loved more than anyone else that was on the line?
Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 757 Read Count: 740
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2010 Updated: January 29, 2010
Summary: When he first called me Jules, I was shocked. Not because no one called me that, everyone did. But because the name was just so ordinary.
Categories: Season
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 690 Read Count: 792
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2010 Updated: January 18, 2010