Penname: Lost_in_Translation [Contact] Real name: Jasmine
Member Since: February 08, 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I feel compelled to update my bio, so, here we go. :P

My name is Jasmine, but most people (PFers, I should say) call me either Lost or Jet. I absolutely love Psych. In addition to that I watch a variety of TV shows including (BUT NOT LIMITED TO): Supernatural, NCIS, NCIS: LA, CSI, CSI: NY, Bones, Castle, Leverage, Stargate (all three of them), Sherlock, Merlin, Doctor Who, Power Rangers, Young Justice, House of Anubis, Unnatural History, and... lots of other stuff that I can't remember. :P I watch a lot of TV, obviously.

I'm kind of a grammar freak, so in my stories I normally don't have many typos. However, since my keyboard is being a frickin' JERKFACE, and I'm still currently a teenager, I'm nowhere near perfect. In which case, if anyone is willing to be my permanant Beta Reader, I would be eternally grateful.

Let's see... I'm a Leo. You know, that sort of person who's both attention-hungry and loyal and leaderlike at the same time? We like to shine. :P Yeah, that's me. I have a big ego, obviously, but you know what they say: Egos are like balloons. The bigger they get, the easier they are to pop.

Okay, so I'm half African-American, and one-fourth Filipino. Which means that instead of my skin just being dark, I'm more... caramel. I pride myself in saying that my eyes are so dark you couldn't see my pupils unless our noses were touching, and they're almond-shaped. Another part of my Asian heritage. Um... my hair is naturally curly (really, really curly), but right now, and always, I have it straightened so it's easier to take care of. Because my hair is so thick, people think it's dark brown (but if anyone asks, the technical color name is Sandy Red, which can be proven if the sun hits it right).

I have two little sisters and two little brothers. My parents are divorced. I love people's eyes-- they're fascinating to me. When I grow up I'm going to be a popstar. You watch for me! Um... yeah.

I'm, like, the world's biggest procrasinator, so I apologize if it takes YEARS for me to update. However I made a pact to finsih what I start and I intend to keep that pact, so my stories WILL get finished. :P

So! About my MSN thing... Some people have come up to me and said, "Why is your name Cammie?" And I go, "Oh, funny story!" Cammie is a name of one of my main characters in an original story I've never finished. My mom didn't want my full name and stuff on the internet where anyone could see it, so she had me make up an identity. Who better than somebody I wrote about? But don't worry; it's still me. =] 

I love PF with a fiery burning passion. xD I have a best friend: sisangel, AKA Halo. And everybody else at the community is part of my huuuge extended family (so those of you stalkers who want to be my friend, I can mostly be found in the community section. :P ). It's a great place. Me love it.

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I think I need to stop rambling now. For those of you who stuck around to read this entire thing, applause to you! Although, if I can give you some advice, I'd bet that my stories are a lot more interesting than my bio. ;)


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Beta-reader: Yes
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Stories by Lost_in_Translation
Summary:

At the last PF convention Shawn and Gus will ever go to, something smells fishy, and it's not Gus' deodorent.

When Shawn and Gus are called to reality by an old (young?) friend, it's obvious they weren't supposed to be there. Now that they've dimension hopped, they've ripped a rift through the fabrics of space and time, and if they don't get back home in 24 hours, they'd be stuck in our world forever. Thus causing a paradox and ripping both of our dimensions to shreds.

But getting home isn't always the easiest thing when you've got a murderer on the loose, again. It seems like this time, PFers might be the ones saving Shawn and Gus, instead of the other way around.

One thing's for sure: If they didn't get them back home soon, they'd be swimming with the fishies.


Categories: Season, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: In the Flesh
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18304 Read Count: 28901
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2010 Updated: February 28, 2012
Summary: Round Robinness! YAY!!! 
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Self-Inserted
Series: In the Flesh
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11268 Read Count: 21566
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2010 Updated: February 28, 2012
Summary:

One fanfiction convention.

One mystery train.

Tons of fanfiction authors.

Shawn and Gus.

Crack!fic


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, OFC, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crack!, Drama, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Challenges: Self-Inserted
Series: In the Flesh
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17664 Read Count: 19531
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2010 Updated: February 28, 2012
Summary:

Shawn and Gus' vacation to Los Angeles takes a turn for the famous when the boys of Big Time Rush hire them to catch the robbers that have been terrorizing the Palm Woods, but with the shannigans between the boys interrupting the investigation-- along with a dangerous twist in the case-- can Shawn and Gus focus enough to catch the robbers? Or will they need the help of four pop/dance singing teenagers?

For SisAngel's birthday!


Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Humor, Mystery
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8929 Read Count: 1840
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2012 Updated: February 14, 2012
Summary:

Shawn Spencer winds up in D.C. with no memory of how he got there, and the only people who can explain it is a socially awkward bone scientist, a trigger happy FBI agent, a smart mouthed, very cute geek, a conspiracy theorist, and their merry band of nerdy forensic lab rats.

In other words, Shawn is screwed.

Bones/Psych crossover


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Drama, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15267 Read Count: 8815
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2010 Updated: October 24, 2011
Summary:

Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him.

When yet another serial killer is set loose on the streets of Santa Barbara, he calls out Shawn in an epic duel of good vs. evil. But this isn't your average, run-of-the-mill serial killer, because this new arrival has a trick up his sleeve: a risky partnership with Shawn's worst, most terrifying nightmare.

The notorious Mr. Yin.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Mr. Yin, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Casefile, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Sensitive Material, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15647 Read Count: 3852
[Report This] Published: December 10, 2010 Updated: April 03, 2011
Summary:

Shawn can be Dwayne Johnson, too.

Birthday!ficlet for tiger_head


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Crack!, Drama, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 920
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2011 Updated: February 14, 2011
Summary:

(sequel to Cast Away... To Another Show)

Shawn and Adam are still in captivity, Greg is fighting for his life, and Montgomery is still at large. What can three teams from different worlds do to get their guys back home and safe again?

Why, team up, of course.


Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33436 Read Count: 10803
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2010 Updated: January 08, 2011
Summary:

Lassiter's not feeling guilty. He's just sulking because they haven't caught the killer, yet.

When Lassiter's poisoned coffee is intercepted by an oblivious Shawn, the results are disasterous (and exceptionally long).


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6382 Read Count: 3027
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2010 Updated: December 23, 2010
Summary:

Shawn may not know much about this little girl's family.

But he does know what it means to be a split kid.

And it's not fun.


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: OFC, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers, Sensitive Material, Tear Jerker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2585 Read Count: 1057
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2010 Updated: September 03, 2010