I'm somewhat of a missionary to the Psych cause. I preach the wonders of James Roday wherever I go. I've had multiple converts.

I lurk every now and then – in case you're wondering, I am "Dear Spiderman" on FF.net; I do not plagiarize. I have stories on how both usernames ("Dear Spiderman", "And a fistfight") were formed, but frankly, I just don't really want to tell them. Let's just say that one of them is a song and one of them is a letter that I desperately would like to write.

After a year of what I'd like to call "psychfic abandonment," I see that I am no longer on the first page of authors. I'd like to reprimand anyone who felt the need to create an "A" username after the date of August 11th, 2008. Especially the "AM"'s. I'm especially mad at you.

Mostly everything I wrote here is a joke. Choose for yourself which section(s) are true – it doesn't really make a difference.