Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


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Web Site: https://archiveofourown.org/users/DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
It's a Wonderful Psych by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: What if? What if Shawn hadn't returned to Santa Barbara when he did? And what if he had never called those tips into the police? What if things were different?

1st Place Award: Best AU (Alternate Universe), 2nd Place Award: Most Psych-Like Story, 3rd Place Award: Most Psych-Like Title, 3rd Place Award: Best Horror/Supernatural

Categories: Season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2416 Read Count: 3020
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2016 Updated: December 24, 2016
It's Awards Time! Psychfic Awards 2016! by Psychfic_Awards, DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

The 7th Annual Psychfic Awards Ceremony!  Presented by Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster!

Written by the brilliantly talented DinerGuy!


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4157 Read Count: 2894
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2016 Updated: June 26, 2016
Shawn and Gus Present by Psychfic_Awards, DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

 

Written by DinerGuy for the 2014 Psychfic Awards!

Shawn and Gus are back in Santa Barbara for the holidays as well as to celebrate the annual Psychfic Awards! But, as we know, these two can't go anywhere without trouble tagging along!


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4296 Read Count: 2895
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
2013 Psychfic Awards Ceremony by Psychfic_Awards, DinerGuy, ZedPM Rated: E [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

 

Written by DinerGuy and ZedPM for the 2013 Psychfic Awards

Setting: Retirement Party/Social Function for the SBPD. Shawn crashes the party and hijacks the karaoke machine.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Crack!
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3687 Read Count: 3184
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2016 Updated: June 22, 2016
The Greatest Story Never Told by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: According to the news, someone very closely resembling a certain pseudo psychic is a hero. So why can't Shawn remember any of the events of the previous day? And why is he on the run from the police?

 

Award: Best Mystery Award Most Psych-Like Story Award You Astound Me Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6749 Read Count: 7448
[Report This] Published: November 22, 2015 Updated: December 15, 2015
Cars and Effect by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Sometimes staying in the car can be just as dangerous as not staying in the car.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6499 Read Count: 10218
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2013 Updated: December 26, 2013
Psychics Are People, Two - Abandoned by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Update January 2021: Hi Everyone, we have abandoned this story and have republished a new and complete version under the same name. Somethings are better late than never!

The Psych gang has dealt with all types of criminals before, but Laura Peters was one of a kind. Now she's back, and this time Shawn isn’t the recipient of her love and affection.

Sequel to "Psychics are People, Too".

 

Award: Most Wanted WIP Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11480 Read Count: 17362
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2013 Updated: June 12, 2013
A Spencer Family Christmas by DinerGuy Rated: eT [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Christmas has always been a neutral ground of peace and gift games between Henry and Shawn. They may have their minor spats and occasionally a dead body will get in the way but, still, it has been tradition. But this year, suddenly, tradition gets flipped on its head when Jack shows up out of nowhere, bleeding, and with a killer on his tail.

 

Award: Best Psych-Like Story AwardHow Many Hats? Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Jack Spencer, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11746 Read Count: 2896
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
The Long (and Longer and Longer) Day by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

You only live once, but someone might want to try explaining that to Shawn Spencer.

 

Written for Syncop8ed Rhythm for the Secret Santa Fic Exchange of 2012

 

Award: Best Mystery Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8444 Read Count: 12565
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2012 Updated: December 24, 2012
C is for Cookie and Carlton... and Concussion by DinerGuy, ZedPM Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: A slip of the tongue leads to the weirdest bet Carlton Lassiter has ever made in his life. Of course, our favorite head detective has never been one to back down from a challenge, even when things keep going wrong.

 

Award: Best Standalone/Short AwardBest Psych-Like Title AwardBest Psych-Like Story Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5541 Read Count: 3155
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2012 Updated: November 13, 2012