Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


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Web Site: https://archiveofourown.org/users/DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
Nightmare at the Museum by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Museums are fun for some people, usually educational, and almost never include near-death experiences. Shawn Spencer, however, is not a normal person.

Whumpathon 2012 entry

 

Award: Best Psych-Like Title AwardYou Astound Me AwardBest Banter Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6730 Read Count: 9020
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2012 Updated: October 29, 2012
Robbers and Murders and Unicorns - Oh My! by DinerGuy Rated: eT [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When the robbery of a local pet shelter goes awry, the team is on the case, but the solution may be much less simple than it first appears.

Written for Kirei.

Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5751 Read Count: 3169
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2011 Updated: December 24, 2011
The Psy-ence of Numb3rs by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Gus goes to Los Angeles for a medical conference, and Shawn decides to tag along. When a bomber targets the hotel, Don Eppes' team heads up the investigation, and Shawn finds himself working with a certain mathematician who doesn't believe in psychics.

Crossover between Psych and Numb3rs.

 

Award: Best Crossover Award


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Gus, Other, Shawn
Genres: Casefile, Mystery
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shawn meets Charlie Eppes from Numb3rs
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13970 Read Count: 32956
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2009 Updated: October 09, 2011
Listening In and Falling Down by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Trying to eavesdrop into the chief's office only works if you don't fall off the chair you're using.
Categories: Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1105 Read Count: 2628
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2011 Updated: September 13, 2011
At a Loss for Hair by DinerGuy, Kristy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: "Gus!" Shawn's voice was panicked as he banged on his best friend's front door. "Gus! Gus, I need you!"
Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 2980
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2011 Updated: September 02, 2011
A Camping We Will Go by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

In which Lassiter takes a forced vacation, Shawn tries his hand at jackal mode, and both find themselves in a potentially dangerous situation.

Birthday fic for ZedPM.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2798 Read Count: 4206
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2011 Updated: August 25, 2011
One Fish, Two Fish, Shawn Fish, Blue Fish by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Shawn's plans for the day did not include joining the decor of the garden's koi pond. Unfortunately, it seems the bad guy had different plans.
Categories: Season
Characters: OMC, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 3083
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2011 Updated: August 04, 2011
Psychics Are People, Too by DinerGuy, ZedPM Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 47]
Summary:

Lassiter takes out his frustrations about Shawn in a TV Interview. When one citizen (a devoted Shawn fan) takes this to heart, she begins to harass the head detective. At first Shawn thinks it's cute, but when a certain Irish detective doesn't show up for work and Shawn gets a creepy email that says his problems are over, it's up to Shawn to remind his new 'fan' that Grumpy Irish Detectives are people too.

 

Award: Best Boo Boo Award


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15302 Read Count: 27384
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2011 Updated: July 28, 2011
To the Starbucks and Beyond by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

A piece of Ancient technology brings a surprise visitor to the Pegasus Galaxy. And yes, it was a surprise to him, too.

Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis


Categories: Crossover
Characters: Other, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2453 Read Count: 2975
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2011 Updated: June 22, 2011
How Much is that Body in the Window? by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary: It started as a vacation in New York City for our favorite psychic and his best friend, but when the duo stumbles upon a body (literally) they’ll need to lend a hand to Castle and the rest of the gang to solve the case before they head back to California.

Sequel to "Castles, Psychics... and a Body in the Fish Tank"
Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14825 Read Count: 22258
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2011 Updated: June 14, 2011