Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


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Web Site: https://archiveofourown.org/users/DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
Of Psychics and Scavenger Hunts by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 6]
Summary: You can only keep Shawn Spencer occupied for so long.

Categories: Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2667 Read Count: 2492
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2011 Updated: April 26, 2011
Lassie Don't Fetch by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Lassie is lonely. See Lassie find a puppy. Lassie doesn’t want the puppy. See Lassie grumble. Grumble Lassie, grumble.


Categories: Season
Characters: Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4291 Read Count: 9748
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2011 Updated: April 07, 2011
One of Those Days by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Juliet arrives home from a long day at the office to find an unexpected visitor on her couch.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Winter Shules Ficathon 2011
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 578 Read Count: 3394
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2011 Updated: February 22, 2011
Foul-ly Hooked by DinerGuy Rated: E [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Shawn glared at his father, though he couldn't put quite the same feeling into the expression as he felt. "This is the worst vacation ever."


Categories: Short
Characters: Henry, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1271 Read Count: 2353
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2011 Updated: January 21, 2011
Castles, Psychics, and ... a Body in the Fish Tank? by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Richard Castle heads to Santa Barbara to do some research on everyone’s favorite psychic detective. Will the gang still be able to solve a case, or will their week of fame go to everyone’s heads?

A Psych/Castle Crossover
Categories: Season, Crossover
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Mystery
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14980 Read Count: 36209
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2010 Updated: December 30, 2010
How Lassiter Lost His Grinch by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Shawn decides a certain head detective needs some cheering up during the holidays, whether said detective likes it or not.

Christmas fic for ZedPM.


Categories: Short, Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1927 Read Count: 2578
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2010 Updated: December 29, 2010
Brotherly Hate? by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Shawn wasn't one to refuse a case, especially if solving it would prove Lassiter wrong. Can our favorite (fake) psychic clear a suspected murderer's name? And can Gus keep his friend out of trouble in the meantime?


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Casefile
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11140 Read Count: 23924
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2010 Updated: November 16, 2010
I Now Pronounce You Robbed by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Shawn finds out that weddings can be dangerous when someone takes the “borrowed” bit of the old saying to a new extreme.


Categories: Short
Characters: Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1072 Read Count: 2516
[Report This] Published: November 01, 2010 Updated: November 01, 2010
Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever..... but What About a Psychic? by ZedPM, DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Past Featured StoryEveryone has their sick days. For a few lucky people, they’re conveniently placed over a long weekend, or when there isn’t much work to be done at the office. For the rest of the world, including Shawn Spencer, they come at the worst time possible.

Now it's up to his friends to make sure he still has a job to get back to when he gets better
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, Shawn
Genres: General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16504 Read Count: 34980
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
Clean-Up to Aisle Three by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 36]
Summary:

Shawn's stuck at the store, and it isn't because of long lines. He probably should have listened to Juliet ...

Nah, being held hostage is much more fun.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Juliet, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3891 Read Count: 10283
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2010 Updated: September 23, 2010