Penname: PineappleHead [Contact] Real name: Commander
Member Since: June 13, 2012
Membership status: Member

I used to go by "Lieutenant," but then the person who gave me that name promoted me to "Commander." Only took me seven years. ;-)
I'm a perennial latecomer to everything, so it's a good thing I'm into time travel.

I'm a definite Lassie addict; I actually became a fan of the show when I chanced to see Timothy Omundson during the opening credits. Instead of going to bed, I stayed up late to watch the episode. One of the best hours I've ever spent!

In my non-Psych life, I am a raving Trekkie, a MacGyver fan (actually a Murdoc fan, to be honest), a 10th Doctor fan, a clarinetist, a bass guitarist, a pro wrestling mark, a strong Christian, and a reader of all books. I enjoy history, science fiction, fantasy, mysteries, and paranormal fiction (and yes, that includes Twilight). I'm also quite fond of theatre, decades past, and music of all sorts. But especially U2 and Fozzy!

I work for the Starfleet Office of Temporal Investigations. My specialty is interdimensional travel. That's about everything I can tell you---the rest is classified. ;-)

 My stories will contain a lot of Lassiter. You have been warned!

If you see anything in my stories that you don't like or anything you think I need to work on, don't be afraid to let me know. I thrive on constructive criticism as much as I thrive on encouragement.

Soli Deo Gloria.

So proud & honored to be a Psychfic Awards nominee and winner. I couldn't be happier to be a part of this site's amazing community of encouraging, supportive, and talented writers. Thanks!

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Stories by PineappleHead
Summary: My responses to the Drabble Challenges on the Psychfic forum.

...Mostly because I'm terrible at finishing what I start, so 100 words is quick, easy, and painless from start to finish. ...Well, unless you're a fake psychic with a load of angry pineapples.
Categories: Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Mr. Yin, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death
Challenges: Lassie Face!
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5287 Read Count: 42537
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2015 Updated: June 21, 2024
Summary: Five years after the world is encased in ice, and Shawn is trapped in the Tail, not knowing what happened to Gus or his father. Lassiter is a vicious paramilitary soldier and Juliet is a working-class security guard. Despite being isolated and alone, despite not seeing the sun for five years, Shawn still hasn't lost hope...

Crossover with Snowpiercer, and the full version of a drabble for the weekly challenges.
Categories: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Pre-season
Characters: Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 2287
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2020 Updated: July 29, 2020
Summary: Someone, somehow, in Santa Barbara, has all the makings of a dirty bomb.

Shawn gets there first. He calls Lassiter and then Gus.

It takes a second to say goodbye.

(Loosely based on the U2 song "Seconds.")
Categories: Short
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: General, Horror
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1149 Read Count: 1790
[Report This] Published: May 24, 2020 Updated: May 24, 2020

What happens when Lassiter finally knows about Shawn's shadowed past? What happens when he asks the questions that Shawn doesn't want to answer?


Part of the Judas-verse

Categories: Short, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 327 Read Count: 2065
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2020 Updated: April 25, 2020

Gus has been kidnapped. Shawn finds him. But the fate is worse than death.

A Psych retelling of the Criminal Minds episode "Lucky."

Warning for Cannibalism.

Categories: Short, Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Horror
Warnings: Character Death, Sensitive Material
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1452 Read Count: 1751
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2020 Updated: April 19, 2020
Summary: Dobson misses Juliet while she's on temporary reassignment. He isn't the only one.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Buzz, Juliet, Lassiter, Other
Genres: Angst, Missing Scene
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 720 Read Count: 1417
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2019 Updated: January 20, 2019

Juliet is alone on New Year's Eve. And that's the way she wants to be, ever since she was forced to confront Ewan about attempting murder. Nothing will ever be the sameā€¦

Written for the 2018 Holiday Short Story Challenge

Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Ewan, Juliet
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1151 Read Count: 1368
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2018 Updated: December 30, 2018
Summary: Featuring a shadow man, a wicker chair, an incurable disease, and the most terrifying experience of Shawn's life: realizing that a ghost mistakes him for a long-lost brother...

Written for Dragonnan for the 2018 Secret Santa Fic Exchange
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Horror, Mystery, Supernatural
Warnings: None
Challenges: I Will Hug Him and Squeeze Him and Call Him George
Series: SSFE Mania
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3514 Read Count: 2839
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2018 Updated: December 29, 2018

When a John Doe with amnesia washes up on a beach in Santa Barbara, Shawn and Gus decide to do whatever it takes to help him find his missing identity. Little do they know that the journey will take them to the darker side of the squared circle...and threaten their very lives...

Crossover with WWE.
Submitted for the 2018 Whumpathon.

Categories: Crossover
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20908 Read Count: 10031
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2018 Updated: December 28, 2018
Summary: A day in the life of Carlton Lassiter...

When Lassiter visits his mother and Althea, he's surprised and disturbed by what he finds hanging over their mantle...
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Lassiter, Other
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 468 Read Count: 1402
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2018 Updated: September 30, 2018