Penname: Emachinescat [Contact] Real name: Elizabeth Wilson
Member Since: December 11, 2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hello to anyone who is interested (or bored) enough to click on my profile!

I'm a 26-year-old writer from Tennessee with a Master's Degree in Creative Writing and Literature from Southern New Hampshire University. I teach English and Literature at a local private college, and in the past year, I've self-published my first book, "House of the Dead." It's an exploration of life, death, and the power of story through the enchanting lens of Irish mythology. It can be found on Amazon if anyone is interested, "House of the Dead" by Elizabeth Wilson.

I've been a fan of Psych for years. I discovered it shortly before season 6 aired, binge-watched the first five seasons, and then waited (im)patiently for each new episode to air. I am now the proud owner of the entire 8 seasons plus the musical, and I'm beyond excited for the movie this December!

I've been writing since I was five years old - short stories, poems, songs, chapter books, anything that ran through my mind. I started writing fan-fiction in 2006, and have since published over 130 fan-fictions in 36 different fandoms since. I now mostly write for Psych, Merlin, and Doctor Who.

Shawn whump is my favorite. I'm addicted. It's bad, but I'm not going to apologize or try to quell the addiction. I feed it constantly, and it's very fat and happy. I'm currently working on a very long list of fic recs, most of which are awesome whump. If anyone wants my list, I'll be glad to share it.

A little more about me... I'm a Christian. I love cats, and have a beautiful black-furred, green-eyed, 16-year-old kitty named Baby. I'm married to an amazing man who is a mathematician AND a writer, so he's always handy to have around. :) I love to read, write, watch my favorite shows and movies, and play video games.

Um... I also have a dream to someday write the greatest fanfiction ever in which Peter Quill (Starlord) from Guardians of the Galaxy and Shawn meet and talk 80s music like there's no tomorrow. I would say they'd be besties, but it would never work because (1) Gus would be jealous, and (b) Starlord has a raccoon for a friend, and Shawn wouldn't be able to handle that. What baring does this little plot bunny have on anything? Nothing. Glad you asked. :)




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Stories by Emachinescat
Summary: When Shawn confronts a grad student turned murderer, he learns a very important lesson a very hard way: Don't piss off English nerds - especially the homicidal ones. A kind of spiritual successor to "The Finch and the Mockingbird," though not a sequel.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Horror, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5982 Read Count: 3406
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2021 Updated: September 21, 2021
Summary: Shawn will never complain about being "barely poisoned" again after he's "fully poisoned" by a woman he's investigating - via her toxic lipstick and a non-consensual kiss. TW: non-con kiss
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: Sensitive Material
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3220 Read Count: 3104
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2021 Updated: September 21, 2021
Summary: Detective Lassiter learns that keeping his hands to himself should be the rule of thumb with Spencer after an interrupted "vision" gone bad. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece AU; part 3 of "AU That Glitters" series. Whump.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: AU That Glitters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4179 Read Count: 2595
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2017 Updated: August 09, 2017
Summary: Just when Henry is wondering if trying to repair his relationship with his son is worth it after all, he gets a call that changes everything. "Mr. Spencer? It's Gus. I'm at Santa Barbara General. There's been an accident." Spellingg Bee AU; part 2 of "AU That Glitters" series. Whump.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: AU That Glitters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3438 Read Count: 2486
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2017 Updated: July 26, 2017
Summary: AU of the pilot episode. After being reprimanded by the interim chief, Head Detective Carlton Lassiter bites off more than he can possibly chew after attempting to apologize to a concussed Spencer for the less than gentle arrest at the end of the McCallum case. Spoilers for "Domestic Pilot." Part 1 of my whumpy episodic AU series, "AU that Glitters."
Categories: Season
Characters: Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: AU That Glitters
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2112 Read Count: 2437
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2017 Updated: July 25, 2017
Summary: When a popular online gamer is attacked and another goes missing in events closely emulating iconic scenes from popular horror video games, Shawn gets to live the dream when he's put on the case, going undercover as an up and coming YouTuber. But being a "Let's Player" isn't all it's cracked up to be, not when you're being stalked by murderous animatronics, horrific specters, and a real, live, honest-to-God... dragon? Can Shawn unearth the force behind these dark happenings, get his subscriber count to one million, and survive with all his limbs and sanity intact, before the killer strikes again?

Forget what your parents told you. It's NOT just a game.




Categories: Post-season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Casefile, Drama, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6752 Read Count: 7305
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2017 Updated: July 14, 2017
Summary: A case from five years ago that Shawn had wrapped up all nice and neat suddenly gets messy again when Byrd Tatums is released on parole. Shawn finds himself being hunted down by the bounty hunter like a common criminal, and Byrd isn't going to stop until he has his revenge. Takes place in season 7; massive spoilers for "Bounty Hunters" in season 2. Whump.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Major Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 690 Read Count: 1650
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2017 Updated: July 14, 2017
Summary: A collection of tags from every episode, each focusing on a different relationship or moment between two characters. Drabble series; ratings, characters, and genres vary by chapter. Spoilers imminent.
Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Other, Shawn, Victoria Parker
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Missing Scene, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1105 Read Count: 16469
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2017 Updated: June 23, 2017
Summary: AU Tag to 'Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable.' There was Uncle Jack, the treasure hunt, Jack's betrayal, the detectives' not showing up in time, all the guns and threats and something about misplaced modifiers, and then they'd taken him, leaving Gus behind as some kind of walking, talking, grammatically correct ransom note. So much for Jack being the "fun" uncle.
Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Jack Spencer, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Suspense
Warnings: Major Spoilers
Series: AU That Glitters
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16647 Read Count: 11893
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2013 Updated: May 18, 2017
Summary: Henry's past comes back to haunt him in the worst of ways when a psychopath bent on revenge goes after his son in a deadly game inspired by the dark themes of revenge in Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.' Now father and son must fight for their lives and for each other, because this guy is determined to kill a mockingbird: a snarky, faux-psychic mockingbird named Shawn Spencer. Warning: Here there be Shawn whump.

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Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67740 Read Count: 47457
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2014 Updated: June 30, 2014