Penname: DinerGuy [Contact] Real name: Jessica Thesealion
Member Since: February 24, 2009
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:
Hello there! Thanks for venturing into my little corner of PF. About me? Well, I'm just your average fangirl trying to figure out where this crazy adventure called life is taking me.


Beta-reader: Yes
Web Site: http://www.fanfiction.net/~DinerGuy
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Stories by DinerGuy
Looking In by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The Psych characters discover an amazing website.

Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Gus, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Looking In
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 930 Read Count: 4001
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009
Undercover Work Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be by DinerGuy Rated: eT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

When the Psych account starts running low (yet again), Gus gives Shawn an assignment. Who knew it would add up with a job from the chief to create an unusual situation for Lassiter and Shawn?

Rated for just a slight bit of whump.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2935 Read Count: 8648
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: May 14, 2009
Opposites (Don't Always) Attract by DinerGuy, Kristy Rated: eT starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

Shawn is captured by bank robbers.  Even if he gets away, he may not be the same afterwards.

Written for the Whumpathon 2009.


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3607 Read Count: 16598
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2009 Updated: May 14, 2009
Cavities Have Nothing On Murder by DinerGuy, Hutchster Rated: eT [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Shawn and Gus are enjoying a relaxing dinner when the occupant of a nearby table mysteriously dies. The SBPD says it's a heart attack, but Shawn isn't quite convinced. And if Shawn isn't convinced ...
Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Casefile, Drama, General, Humor, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 640 Read Count: 1682
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2009 Updated: May 11, 2009
Go Ahead by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

So go ahead and ask her
For happy ever after

Just a little musically-inspired Shules one-shot that I'm sure I had no business writing.


Categories: Post-season, Alternate Universe, Short
Characters: Juliet, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 508 Read Count: 1606
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2009 Updated: April 30, 2009
Everybody's on the Run 'Cause Lassie's Lost His Gun by DinerGuy, Hutchster Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Lassiter's got a little problem ... Well, okay, maybe not quite so little.


Categories: Season, Short
Characters: Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: Character Fantasies List
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 706 Read Count: 2126
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2009 Updated: March 25, 2009
Out Of Order: Use The Stairs by DinerGuy Rated: M starstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

 

When Shawn decided to investigate the old warehouse, he didn't expect to become trapped in its elevator. 

My Whumpathon 2009 submission!

Rated for injuries.


Categories: Season
Characters: Gus, Henry, Juliet, Lassiter, Shawn
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3217 Read Count: 9480
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2009 Updated: March 16, 2009
The One He Couldn't Lose by DinerGuy Rated: T starstarstarstar [Reviews - 38]
Summary:

Lassiter is put in charge of the SBPD while Karen's on vacation. He's determined to prove that he doesn't need the help of a certain psychic detective. Unfortunately for Lassie, that same psychic is determined to prove he is needed. Throw in a beautiful girl, a stalker, and a kidnapping, and things get pricklier than a pineapple!

Not a ton, but I do have some whump violence in here (hence the rating).


Categories: Season
Characters: Buzz, Gus, Henry, Juliet, Karen, Lassiter, OFC, OMC, Other, Shawn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Casefile, Drama, General, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12162 Read Count: 31070
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2009 Updated: March 03, 2009
The Greatest Idea Since Automatic Handguns by DinerGuy Rated: E starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Part of my Looking In series: Lassie discovers an interesting site with a very interesting subject.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Lassiter
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Looking In
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325 Read Count: 2028
[Report This] Published: February 26, 2009 Updated: February 26, 2009